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HPTN: Today's good egg: Former Titans Cheerleader

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://cdn.localwireless.com/wap/ne...4925782&cid=17613&scid=-1&checksum=1048308049

    Okay, 12 is officially pushing it.
     
  2. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Not in Afghanistan apparently...
     
  3. the Streif

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    $30,000 bond for sexual assault and murder? Yeah, she's not going to spend any time in jail.
     
  5. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    That's all I needed to hear. Case Dismissed!
     
  6. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Amazingly that defense hasn't worked any of the 17 times I've tried to use it.
     
  7. Ballbuster1

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    God damn that shit never happened to me. :(

    I'd never have told.
     
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  8. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I would have been like "NO, like this, you drunk cunt. Now take your tits out."
     
  9. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    I would have came immediately when I was 12.
     
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  10. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    Fuck these stories are infuriating. What the hell is wrong with these kids.

    I wish shit like that happened to me.
     
  11. Lil'GlubGlub

    Lil'GlubGlub You may call me Chef Glub

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    http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/14/nfl-cheerleader-elizabeth-garner-no-contest-12-year-old-penis/

    Garner -- who is married -- was subsequently charged with aggravated sexual battery and solicitation of a minor for **** of a child, but those charges were reduced to a single felony charge of reckless endangerment.


    Now, TMZ Sports has learned Garner pled no contest back in October and was sentenced to 18 months probation, during which she must stay away from the boy and his family. She also has to submit to drug testing and attend AA sessions twice a week.

    If Garner keeps her nose clean, the D.A. tells us her case will be expunged.

    Makes you wonder ... would the outcome have been different if she were a man?

    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/14/nfl-c...r-no-contest-12-year-old-penis/#ixzz2keiuNe8c
     
  12. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    fixed
     
  13. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Justice has been served...Slunt, I'll see you in my chambers.
     
  14. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    and in related news, the 12 year old boy spent most of the past week getting high-fives from pretty much everyone in school and was immediatly upgraded to the coolest table in the cafeteria while surrounded by hordes of his newest best friends fighting to see who could get closest to their new Boy King, hoping that his mere presence would rub off some magic on them
     
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  15. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    me too. And when I was 13, 14, 15, 16, 17... with a cheerleader like that
     

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