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HTN: 14-year-old banging his babysitter

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    14? Babysitter? Works for me.
     
  2. Mags

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    Little faggot couldn't keep his mouth shut.
     
  3. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    14 year old needed a babysitter?
     
  4. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    Wtf. When I was 14 I would have massacred an entire city to bang anything.
     
  5. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    How is this a crime?
     
  6. Ballbuster1

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    Cause it didn't happen to me?
     
  7. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Silly little slut. She should have been looking for some man cock.
     
  9. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    If that happened to me at 14 I'd still be jackin to it now.
     
  10. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    We're a country of faggots.
     
  12. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    If it were a 19-year-old guy and a 14-year-old girl we'd all be calling the guy a creep and criminal... or Anthony.
     
  13. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    It said the mother learned of the relationship, so it was probably through unintentional means, such as looking at his cell phone or computer.

    He probably didn't need one, but if you were banging a cute 19-year old at 14, you would probably be doing everything in your power to keep her as your babysitter.
     
  14. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    This poor kid's going to need YEARS of therapy. Getting a kid-toucher conviction is going to be hard to take.
     
  15. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Not really, used to be the norm. High school freshman and a college freshman? Happened all the time, as late as the early 80's. Fast Times anyone?
     
  16. Token White Guy

    Token White Guy Continuously Jaded

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    Massacred? At that age I would have fucked a corpse.
     
  17. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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    Such a little vixen.
     
  18. CousinDave

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    The mother should be proud of her son
     
  19. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I'm going to a party tonight, son.

    Better call the babysitter, mom.

    Son, you're 23 years old, you don't need her any more.
     
  20. Fustercluck

    Fustercluck Registered User

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    Please let this be the first of many little boys, who tattle on hot girls, to be beaten to death by other kids in the neighborhood. I want this kid dead now!
     
  21. Fustercluck

    Fustercluck Registered User

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    yep, if you'll look in one of the other threads you'll see that these fucking kids don't know that pouring a can of gasoline on a lit bbq is a bad idea. If i have a son he will never have a baby sitter older than 16 for her safety.
     
  22. lajikal

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    Worst mother in history. Wouldn't be surprised if he becomes a runaway looking for his next high which will never come close.
     
  23. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    I don't know why a 14 year old would need a babysitter unless he was retarded, but nice score kid! I certainly know how much I would've killed to hit that when I was 14.
     
  24. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Kid was lucky, mom is a cunt.
     
  25. kidconnor

    kidconnor 55gallon hog

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    wait a minute...... This kid banged Zooey Deschanel?

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