A chihuahua and a Great Dane were sitting in the waiting room at the vet office. Dane said what are you here for? Taco Bell said my lady owner was bent over weeding the garden and I couldn't stand it and I jumped up on her and attempted to breed. And now they are about to cut my nuts off. What are you here for? Great Dane said my lady dropped a dish towel in the kitchen and I got excited and jumped up on her and attempted to breed her, too. Chihuahua said, so they're gonna cut your nuts off, too? Oh goodness no, I'm getting my nails trimmed.