Hugh Hefner to edit Playboy's Cover

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Hefner's Revenge -- I'm Altering Crystal's Cover

50 minutes ago by TMZ Staff

Hugh Hefner is finally taking action in his unexpected break-up with Crystal Harris -- defacing her Playboy cover with a giant red sticker that reads, "Runaway Bride."

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Before Crystal called off the wedding ... just days before their wedding ... Hefner had already agreed to give her the July cover with the headline, "Mrs. Crystal Hefner."

Box loads of magazines have already been shipped without the sticker -- but Hefner insists the big, red mark WILL appear on newsstands.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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How the hell is this dude even still alive? I guess pussy is the fountain of youth!
 

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He must be really really mad. That almost sounds like some sort of a publicity stunt.
 

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He must be really really mad. That almost sounds like some sort of a publicity stunt.

I was thinking the same thing. Weird that all of this "bad PR" was right before her issue was supposed to drop and now more PR with the cover change.
 

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Can't a rich old dude just buy a loyal piece of young pussy any more?
 

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It's amazing that fuckin rag is even still published.
 

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I guess the roofies must have finally worn off.
 

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If I was Hugh Hefner and I knew I was going to die, I'd put myself on the cover full frontal. I might even buy that edition because I'd appreciate what I was doing.
 

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If I was Hugh Hefner and I knew I was going to die, I'd put myself on the cover full frontal. I might even buy that edition because I'd appreciate what I was doing.
Liddy just experienced the time and space continuum with too much speaking in the first person
 

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Guess she realized that being Hef's "beard" wasn't how she wanted to spend the next couple of years.
 

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Guess she realized that being Hef's "beard" wasn't how she wanted to spend the next couple of years.
Indications are that she's been planning to fuck over the old man for a while now.
 

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This chick is the biggest moron ever. Hefner could kick any day now leaving behind an empire, but she was going to do a runaway bride bit for a reality show for 500K
 

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this kinda thing never happens to Larry Flynt. His women just OD in bath tubs.