Finally, Hulk Hogan Addresses The London Riots
Hulk Hogan joined Richard Bacon on BBC Radio 5 today, and a weary nation eagerly awaited the comforting words of the Hulkster. If the 24-inch pythons can't get those looters to settle down and shape up, nothing can.
Here, highlights of a speech sure to go down in English history alongside anything Churchill ever said. We will bodyslam them on the beaches, indeed.