We catch the remnants of most of the storms here, they often run up the Delaware bay, usually they just cause some minor flooding and blow some trees down fucking up the power for a few days.
One of the side effects of the tree hugging shit heads is that there are a lot of mature trees that really need to be cut down and people lose their minds when you do, and they are falling down and taking out the power lines.
We are also getting infested with the emerald ash borer, there are a lot of ash trees around here that are 50ish years old, which is about there life span
I KNOW how good my coffee is. I'M the one who BUYS it!
But you wanna know what's on my MIND right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my KITCHEN. It's the dead n---er in my garage!
Whoawhoawhoa nonononono When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead N---er Storage?" CUZ IT AIN'T THERE BECAUSE STORING DEAD N---ERS ISN'T MY FUCKING BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY!!!!!