Hurricane Isaac!! We're all gonna die! (someday)

Myhairygrundle

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Jul 16, 2005
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#1
This looks nasty. God hates New Orleans.

 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
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#2
doG doesn't hate those people, he just hates all the sinning they do. Plus, that Voodoo shit is a little bit freaky.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
Aug 26, 2002
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#3
Yeah... More overblown weather reporting.

Friends in the Keys said they're fine. High winds
and minor tidal flooding. Nothing more.
 

Myhairygrundle

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Jul 16, 2005
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#4
Yeah... More overblown weather reporting.

Friends in the Keys said they're fine. High winds
and minor tidal flooding. Nothing more.
Yea, but panicky intense weather guy says once it gets over the open gulf, It will strengthen and fuck some shit up.

Invest in roof shingle companies.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
Aug 26, 2002
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#5
Yeah and they said that about the last hurricane I was
chased from my vacation for. It got over the open water and
never did anything.
 
Dec 8, 2004
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Yea, but panicky intense weather guy says once it gets over the open gulf, It will strengthen and fuck some shit up.

Invest in roof shingle companies.
And plywood...

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May 24, 2004
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#9
Looks like New Orleans will be getting a legitimate Katrina-style rayping. The levees have a way of shutting all that storm surge down, though.
 

Neckbeard

I'm Team Piggy!
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#11
Cat 5 and kill all the nigs before they can move to Dallas and Minneapolis, please.
 

Myhairygrundle

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Jul 16, 2005
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#13
I guess ol George Bush and Dick Cheney are playing with that weather machine again.
 

ScottFromGA

I cum into socks.
Apr 8, 2006
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#15
fuck...they keep moving it west, we need the fucking rain here in Georgia.
 
Dec 9, 2004
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#16
YMB level is currently yellow.

Guess I should get my gun ready.
my YMB level is a Flashing Yellow.

I bought 2 bottles of whiskey, a case of water, and a new axe. The shade trees all around were a selling point, now they all look like killers.

This will be a my first real storm in this house, I was still in my old house for Gustav and 17 fucking days without power.....

We had a storm and flash flood last weekend. My street flooded about 15 feet up my front lawn. The street was mid thigh deep. I pushed out 4 cars and a mail truck. Neighbor said she's been here for 30 years and it hasn't done anything like that, not even in hurricanes. So everything is still super saturated. This is going to fucking suck.
 

Motor Head

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Jan 23, 2006
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#19
The weathermen might be right about it exploding over the gulf. The Gulf has unusually high water temperatures this year.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

Liberal Psycopath
Dec 9, 2004
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#20
Weather Channel has it going from a CAT 1 on Monday to a CAT 3 on Tuesday. Will be interesting to see if it holds the current track and the billions of dollars in sea walls and levee revetments hold up.

Good luck bros
 
Dec 25, 2005
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#21
my YMB level is a Flashing Yellow.

I bought 2 bottles of whiskey, a case of water, and a new axe. The shade trees all around were a selling point, now they all look like killers.

This will be a my first real storm in this house, I was still in my old house for Gustav and 17 fucking days without power.....

We had a storm and flash flood last weekend. My street flooded about 15 feet up my front lawn. The street was mid thigh deep. I pushed out 4 cars and a mail truck. Neighbor said she's been here for 30 years and it hasn't done anything like that, not even in hurricanes. So everything is still super saturated. This is going to fucking suck.
That's not good.

Conditions and water temp are favorable for it to strengthen a lot, but I doubt that it will make Cat 3. It's still pretty disorganized right now.
 

Myhairygrundle

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Jul 16, 2005
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#23
There is some babe on the weather channel basically suggesting that Isaac is going to pee in the butt of NOLA and vicinity.

That fucker is making landfall somewhere, just hope it's not near here

.

 

the Streif

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Aug 25, 2002
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#24
***UPDATE***

Mentor Ohio checking in here. ***BREAK***

No sign of Isaac here yet. ***BREAK***

I suppose I should close the blinds in case it comes swooping in overnight while I am sleeping. ***BREAK***

Will update further in the morning. ***BREAK***

***UPDATE COMPLETE***
 
Dec 9, 2004
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Baton Rouge
#25
For baton rouge and nola, we are hoping it comes in west of us.

Sure we will get a fuck ton of rain, but the winds near the center on the east side are fucking murder.