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I can't get this scary scenario out of my head!

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  1. BravoSierra

    BravoSierra Why do people keep calling me?

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    What if people think you're dead, so they bury you. Only you "wake up" buried in the ground? Think that's ever happened? I would completely lose my mind. I've been thinking about it obsessively today. That would be my definition of hell. You'd obviously run out of air, but for how long?
     
  2. martianvirus

    martianvirus READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!

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    I don't think that will happen anytime soon. Maybe you should hide under your bed.
     
  3. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Watch: Serpent and the Rainbow
    From Wickipedia:
    In a personal story, (related by my mom, so the veracity of it is at best questionable): My great grandfather was a Sheriff in his town and they hung a woman who was rumoured to be a witch....but was tried and executed for killing three children....Her last words were supposedly "I will come back" they had a bad winter, and graves were heaved up.....they opened her coffin to find finger nail marks on the lid and her rolled over to her stomach.
     
  4. DanainNM

    DanainNM Blah Blah Blah

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    Did you hide your shovels?
     
  5. Plunkies

    Plunkies Registered User

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    How would you survive an embalming?
     
  6. BusyChild04

    BusyChild04 I gotta return some video tapes.

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    used to happen alot back in the day before people knew about the ability to live without consiousness or in a coma. Very common, actually. People were dopes back then. Read Edgar Allan Poe's "The Premature Burial". Good stuff.
     
  7. Glenn Dandy

    Glenn Dandy THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.

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    Buried alive was a horror movie when I was a kid.... freaked me out.... but then again so did THE FLY... slept with my dad after that ending...


    Sad thing is they are movies... MJ posted a news story about the silly african rain bramaged folks burying their kids with aids alive fucking half wits.


    I believe there is a state a person can be in where he is catotonic , such a low pulse no detection... but alive and have gotten up off gurnys in the morge... and buried alive...


    That is checked now i do believe in the US.
     
  8. martianvirus

    martianvirus READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!

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    H O T ! ! !
     
  9. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Wholly Greatness! NOBODY SAW SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW????? GREAT FLICK!!!!!!
     
  10. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    I saw that but decided not to go there
     
  11. Glenn Dandy

    Glenn Dandy THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.

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    It's cool Daddy said I was the best.
     
  12. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    On a good side, there are stories of people waking up on Coroners and Funeral home Tables...Modern Medical science pretty much disavows it still happens although it still happens in remote areas...like South America and Africa
     
  13. BravoSierra

    BravoSierra Why do people keep calling me?

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    If I request a bullet to the brain after I die, do you think it would be carried out? This shit just got creepier. Ah wait.... FUCK YEAH! I'll be cremated! Oh fuck I'm a genious. I kinda want to know my bones will be on earth forever though, hmmmmmm.

    Seriously though, can you request a bullet after death?
     
  14. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Claude
    The second time. The second time I murdered him. You murdered him
    first. He was already dead when I killed him.
     
  15. ImAlrightSpider

    ImAlrightSpider I paid $2 a month for O&A and I LIKED it!

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    So, you think it would be better to wake up in the crematory oven than it would be to wake up underground? Get it over sooner, I guess.
     
  16. BravoSierra

    BravoSierra Why do people keep calling me?

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    I guess I'd rather burn alive than be buried alive. People say burning alive would be worse, I disagree. The whole Utah miner thing freaked me out... pretty close to being buried alive, only you can move.... at least I hope they could. Actually, I hope they got smashed by a rock and died instantly.
     
  17. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Mind you, I napped in a coffin once as a kid
     
  18. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    but what if your hands and feet were bound as well and your ears were full of earwigs and your body was covered in fireants.....
     
  19. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    There's that one episode of Lost where those two people get bit by those rare Island Spiders. The venom paralyzed them, which lasted for hours, and they were buried alive. Unable to move or speak to rely to the other Islanders that they were only paralyzed from the venom.

    After seeing that I was like you, I freak out even thinking about claustrophobic situations and stuff to begin with. I actually told my mom that if I ever appear to be dead to wait a week or two before you do anything. You know, just in case.
     
  20. Plunkies

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    So you imagine after you die they just roll you out of the hospital and dump you into a hole?
     
  21. BravoSierra

    BravoSierra Why do people keep calling me?

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    I think I know what to do. I'll just move to New Orleans and be buried above ground. At least that way I'll know I'm above ground, and not 6 feet deep. Maybe I could break out of the coffin.
     
  22. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    I don't see why you can't request a bullet after death.
    You'd need to ask a friend to do it, make a pact.

    For instance, me and my friend have a pact to delete the other's filthiest of porn in the event. I don't need it brought up at family get togethers, "Hey, remember when we found that Shemale Clown porn in his computer" He was weird
     
  23. martianvirus

    martianvirus READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!

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    Or you could just cheat death by selling your soul to Satan.
     
  24. jackjack

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    That almost happened to Gilligan when the professor gave him some bug venom so the headhunter wouldn't make him marry his daughter. Fortunately it was an open funeral pyre not an oven, since Gilligan woke up and was ok.
     
  25. NikkorTheMonk

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    Didn't some guy get tortuored by having a railroad spike naild through his nutsaq in that flick?
     

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