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  1. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    I wanted to make something short and sweet for my haunt, because we are long on ideas and short on people actually doing shit. We knocked this out in a night and my friend edited it to my specifications (actually doing better than I wanted). Eh fuck the boring shit, tell me what you think:

     
  2. DiggerNick

    DiggerNick Well-Known Member
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    Good make-up.
     
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  3. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    Better than I can do by far.
     
  4. frankjg

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    I would have gone with Coco Krispies. That generic cereal really took me out of it.
     
  5. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    DJ Evel Ed MayYourCumCrustedCocksBeConstantlyCoveredInCunt

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    I like it. Hey ya put yourself out there!
     
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  7. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    Wrong thread WRONG THREAD! :)
     
  8. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    Pretty decent for just being banged out in an evening. It ain't Kubrick, but it ain't Uwe Boll either.
     
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  9. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    I've seen it too many times. I'm a shaky-handed cunt.
     
  10. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Damn it. I saw the title, and thought for sure it's gonna be the usual deal where we jump on OP and beat him senseless for 300 pages. But it's just a solid, good ad. Way to disappoint.
     
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  11. gorram

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    It was good, my suggestion would be to have the girl pass the milk in a more creepy way. Like push it with her mind, or it spill violently onto the guy. Should be easy/cheap to do with monofilament line or magnets.
     
  12. Josh_R

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    I didn't know you lived so close to me.
     
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  13. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    That was utter shit, and it would've been far better if the ghoul had sexually molested the child. Good camera work by Michael J. Fox though.




    Seriously though... that was pretty well done. I chuckled.
     
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    I like how she bops the zombie on the nose and now he loves cereal
     
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    I laffed. Good ad.
     
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  16. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    Wasn't horrible, I liked it. I wanted to shit on it too, but nothing to shit on, really. Good job by the kid to stay in character and not wander off to play barbies.
     
  17. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    Goodyear Heights now.
     
  18. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    Towards the end, she was getting whiny. I didn't know she was going to her first day of school the next morning (we wrapped around 10), but her mom was ok with it. The girl had her mom sleep with her because even though she knows the guy that dressed up as a zombie, she was afraid she'd have nightmares. From what I've heard, she's watched the video over and over and over :)
     
  19. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    I've put out some of my other quick/cute/funny ideas to my haunt and the actors whine that the videos won't be scary! Advertising is advertising. If this silly video gets one fat fuck to buy a ticket, it.. no, the adulations make it well worth it, let's be honest here.
     
  20. Don the Radio Guy

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    Eh, it's kinda cute.
     
  21. Creasy Bear

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    Whaddya live up in a blimp er sumptin?
     
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  22. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    That was fun.
     
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  23. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    HitW viewing thread 09/04/13: Saikotic's stupid movie

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    @Flush.Buy.Fuck

    In the second shot, the Milk is behind the box of cereal, then when you cut to the wide shot, the milk is next to the box of cereal so she can push it.

    Also, the dumb bitch looks at the person holding the camera before she passes the milk. I don't blame her for doing this, as it's clear the camera operator is having a seizure.



    :action-smVery cute.
     
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  24. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    I"m all too happy to bash the shit out of someone.

    I liked it. Gave me a grin. Difficult to do.
     
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  25. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    I hope you took so long shooting this that she splattered rotten milk shits all over her mom's cunt.
     
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