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I fuckin HAAAAAAATTTEE coop

Capt.Caveman

Totally unlikeable
Jan 13, 2005
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#1
I'm a couple days behind on the show and i just listen to the coop phone call. I fuckin hate this guy. it's white peoples fault for everything. guys like this infuriate me. Yes there is racism out there, but it works both ways. to quote nick dipalo "if a white kid goes to an all black school he gets his ass kicked, If a black kid goes to an all white school he gets made prom king" qft
 

jules

uppity taxpayer
Jul 24, 2005
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south jersey
#2
COOP IS TYPICAL!!!!!!!!!!
thats how you both explain and solve ALL the problems in THAT community.
blame white people. we made their lives what they are, not all the bullshit they do and dont do.we made the crime and hordes of children without fathers what it is in that community! its us. its always been us.
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
Jan 30, 2005
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Flea Bottom
#3
Coop is awful. Ant always brings up Africa and stupid coop gets sucked right in with his dumb pride, and then that's all they yell about for 45 minutes. As if shitty Africa has anything to do with any current debate.
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
Jan 25, 2007
16,284
3,876
571
Canada. Land of the Fat.
#4
Blame Whitey. Tribes in the Sudan commit Genocide? Blame Whitey. The Majority of Black families had the Father leave? Whitey. Black Neighborhoods look like run down sections of Iraq? Blame the Crackers.

And when you can't defend a point on the Radio (a la Coop) then just talk over Ant and Jim so your side of the argument remains intact and you come across as an Ass Douche.
 

afternoonquil

Apology Ostrich
Apr 2, 2011
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#5
Honestly some games are best played alone, but games like Gears of War and Borderlands are fun to play on co-op.

Not sure why you needed a whole thread on this though.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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Idaho
#6
It may not be fancy and painted pretty, but it keeps the chickens dry and out of the wind, and they have nest boxes to lay their eggs in.
 

Token White Guy

Continuously Jaded
Oct 25, 2009
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LA... Lower Alabama
#8
The only thing that bugged me about Coop was when he said white skin is a recessive gene and it can be wiped out by race mixing. That can happen to any skin pigment, dummy!
 

DeadAnus

Registered User
Nov 14, 2009
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#9
I have no idea who coop is but I think i should hate him as well.
 
Sep 28, 2010
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#10
Not really much that you can do about idiots like him.
He's probably never been more than 20 miles away from his hood, had a fat, depressed and uneducated mother who had him at a young age who also helped him form his retarded opinions on the world and race.
At best, they should be handled like children, they don't know any better.
 

sadmachine

for the trees, tss
Nov 18, 2009
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#12
[video=youtube;T-T_IOtSqHg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-T_IOtSqHg[/video]
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
Mar 10, 2006
47,918
35,745
628
In a porn tree
#13
Here's the thing about guys like Coop... for as long as they keep thinking that their failures are caused by whitey holding them back, rather than accepting the truth that their own black community is dragging them down, they will never get ahead.

It's pointless to try and reason with The Angry Black Man. He will either open his eyes to the cannibalistic nature of his own community and see the truth for himself, or he never will. It has to come from within. The groidle skull is too thick to be penetrated from the outside.
 

jimmyslostchin

Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
Jun 8, 2005
2,332
50
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NJ
#14
Not really much that you can do about idiots like him.
He's probably never been more than 20 miles away from his hood, had a fat, depressed and uneducated mother who had him at a young age who also helped him form his retarded opinions on the world and race.
At best, they should be handled like children, they don't know any better.
So Coop is "Precious?"
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
Jun 1, 2005
140,455
49,339
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#15
to quote nick dipalo "if a white kid goes to an all black school he gets his ass kicked, If a black kid goes to an all white school he gets made prom king" qft
Because that black kid be fucking all them white bitches well.
 

Neon

ネオン
Donator
Mar 23, 2008
51,705
18,465
513
Kingdom of Charis
#16
Coop: White people control everything.

O&A: But the president is Black.

Coop: That's just white people controlling everything.

:arrrh:


EDIT: I also think many black people confuse being "white" with being distinguished/official. We'll never get a Flava-flav president, just like we'll never get a white hipster douchebag president. Both types of people are equally unelectable. If a black guy wants to become president, he has to act in a way many black people see as "white."
 

user_name

Registered User
Mar 1, 2011
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#17
They just love to be the victim.
It's excuses their short comings
 

AnthonOpe

Registered User
Apr 15, 2011
502
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#19
He is an idiot and I hate him too, they only have him on to show him as an example of stupid black people.
 

Gilbert27

Registered User
Jun 25, 2010
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#21
Its the depth of the delusions that stuns me.
 

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
May 21, 2005
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Hell,California
#22
I thought that was what Francine was for?
no, she is stupid and funny

and not too bad to look at

but even she wants nothing to do with the blacks

the only pic I have of her, complete with the foundry tag, yesshshssh

 
Sep 28, 2010
3,331
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#23
eh, i'm torn between trying to be a good person and getting annoyed at niggetry


i guess everyone is a douche at some point in history

p.s. i'm buzzed.
 

Palaver

But Enough Of This
Jul 24, 2005
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#24
Who's the brother that use to call during the free fm days and bust Ant's balls? Malik? That dude was cool.
 
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