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ShooterMcGavin

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Had a great conversation with this girl at the bar last night. We really connected.

Asked for her number and,

"I'd rather not."

I mock reacted to a gut-punch and laughed it off. Then hit on her friend who was of course completely uninterested.

Eventually I figured it out. Apparently I had the girl's name wrong the entire night. All that great conversation for nothing. Swear she introduced herself as another name. I am a moron.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#2
Had a great conversation with this girl at the bar last night. We really connected.

Asked for her number and,

"I'd rather not."

I mock reacted to a gut-punch and laughed it off. Then hit on her friend who was of course completely uninterested.

Eventually I figured it out. Apparently I had the girl's name wrong the entire night. All that great conversation for nothing. Swear she introduced herself as another name. I am a moron.
Welp you pretty much covered it.
 

fletcher

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#3
What happened to the syphilitic bar fly? Over already?
 

Konstantin K

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Should've offered her some dipping sauce.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#5
Nothing like being attentive.
 

flyerfan116

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#6
I was all set to make a joke about the barfly actually spreading word about lil' shooter....but the "I'd rather not." hurt to read...i think you suffered enough
 

Hog's Big Ben

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#10
Fuck her. That's her fault for not correcting you the first time you screwed up. This should be in the "Women" thread.
 

flyerfan116

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Wow...each time i read that it makes me cringe. Reminds me of a night out with my friends a few years ago. My buddy decided to go chat up some girl WAY out of his league. Now i also have to mention that his standard attire was jeans, a top gun t-shirt, and an unbuttoned long sleeved shirt. My buddy was a nervous Nelly..basically a stutterin' mutterin' prick...she hung around for about 5-10 minutes then finally looked at him and said " crashed and burned huh Maverick?" and proceeded to leave with her friends...luckily the rest of us were in earshot to hear that gem.
 

SatansCheerledr

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#12
Had a great conversation with this girl at the bar last night. We really connected.

Asked for her number and,

"I'd rather not."

I mock reacted to a gut-punch and laughed it off. Then hit on her friend who was of course completely uninterested.

Eventually I figured it out. Apparently I had the girl's name wrong the entire night. All that great conversation for nothing. Swear she introduced herself as another name. I am a moron.
Your in luck, tonight is a brand new night. Go get'em tiger.
 

Hudson

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#13
Ok..Rule number 1...you should never expect to get laid by a girl if you keep calling her the wrong name..it turns creepy and you might as well be calling her "Future Grave Fodder" all night..
 

SatansCheerledr

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#14
I was once walking out of a motel room in the morning and the chick in the bed said,"Don't you want my number?" I replied, "I don't even know your name."

And I didn't. I don't remember if it never came up or I forgot cuz I didn't care.
 

fletcher

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#15
I was once walking out of a motel room in the morning and the chick in the bed said,"Don't you want my number?" I replied, "I don't even know your name."

And I didn't. I don't remember if it never came up or I forgot cuz I didn't care.
Bullshit. That never happened.

(happy now?)
 

lajikal

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I was once walking out of a motel room in the morning and the chick in the bed said,"Don't you want my number?" I replied, "I don't even know your name."

And I didn't. I don't remember if it never came up or I forgot cuz I didn't care.
Gene Simmons?
 

ChinaClit

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#20
The other night i was at a bar and i started talking to this chick and we really hit it off... She asked me if i wanted to go to her car and fuck... Sounded like a great idea until i got there and her kid was sleeping in the car... True story bro really happend lol

 

fletcher

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#21
The other night i was at a bar and i started talking to this chick and we really hit it off... She asked me if i wanted to go to her car and fuck... Sounded like a great idea until i got there and her kid was sleeping in the car... True story bro really happend lol
Stop posting that uninteresting piece of shit video, asshole.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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#23
Wow...each time i read that it makes me cringe. Reminds me of a night out with my friends a few years ago. My buddy decided to go chat up some girl WAY out of his league. Now i also have to mention that his standard attire was jeans, a top gun t-shirt, and an unbuttoned long sleeved shirt. My buddy was a nervous Nelly..basically a stutterin' mutterin' prick...she hung around for about 5-10 minutes then finally looked at him and said " crashed and burned huh Maverick?" and proceeded to leave with her friends...luckily the rest of us were in earshot to hear that gem.
Wow she sounds awesome. I'd try to date a wiseass like that.
 

LiddyRules

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And that's why I don't ask for numbers or e-mails or anything like that. I operate under the presumption that I will be rejected so why make things even more uncomfortable than they need to be.

Of course, I also go through periods where I have the emotional neediness of a chick, but don't know how to act on that.
 

Creasy Bear

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#25
What? Shooter has no game with the ladies? Baloney.

I suppose next you'll be telling us that Gorilla Pimp is a wigger or somesuch nonsense.