Had a great conversation with this girl at the bar last night. We really connected. Asked for her number and, "I'd rather not." I mock reacted to a gut-punch and laughed it off. Then hit on her friend who was of course completely uninterested. Eventually I figured it out. Apparently I had the girl's name wrong the entire night. All that great conversation for nothing. Swear she introduced herself as another name. I am a moron.