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Discussion in 'What the F??!?' started by ShooterMcGavin, Mar 2, 2013.

  1. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Had a great conversation with this girl at the bar last night. We really connected.

    Asked for her number and,

    "I'd rather not."

    I mock reacted to a gut-punch and laughed it off. Then hit on her friend who was of course completely uninterested.

    Eventually I figured it out. Apparently I had the girl's name wrong the entire night. All that great conversation for nothing. Swear she introduced herself as another name. I am a moron.
     
  2. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Welp you pretty much covered it.
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    What happened to the syphilitic bar fly? Over already?
     
  4. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Should've offered her some dipping sauce.
     
  5. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Nothing like being attentive.
     
  6. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    I was all set to make a joke about the barfly actually spreading word about lil' shooter....but the "I'd rather not." hurt to read...i think you suffered enough
     
  7. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Ummmmmm yes.
     
  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Well at least you got the gift that keeps on giving. Mazel tov!
     
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  9. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    That made me fucking LOL :haha7:
     
  10. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Fuck her. That's her fault for not correcting you the first time you screwed up. This should be in the "Women" thread.
     
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  11. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    Wow...each time i read that it makes me cringe. Reminds me of a night out with my friends a few years ago. My buddy decided to go chat up some girl WAY out of his league. Now i also have to mention that his standard attire was jeans, a top gun t-shirt, and an unbuttoned long sleeved shirt. My buddy was a nervous Nelly..basically a stutterin' mutterin' prick...she hung around for about 5-10 minutes then finally looked at him and said " crashed and burned huh Maverick?" and proceeded to leave with her friends...luckily the rest of us were in earshot to hear that gem.
     
  12. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Your in luck, tonight is a brand new night. Go get'em tiger.
     
  13. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Ok..Rule number 1...you should never expect to get laid by a girl if you keep calling her the wrong name..it turns creepy and you might as well be calling her "Future Grave Fodder" all night..
     
  14. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    I was once walking out of a motel room in the morning and the chick in the bed said,"Don't you want my number?" I replied, "I don't even know your name."

    And I didn't. I don't remember if it never came up or I forgot cuz I didn't care.
     
  15. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Bullshit. That never happened.

    (happy now?)
     
  16. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Gene Simmons?
     
  17. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Why are you being nice to me? It makes me nervous.
     
  18. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    I guess that could have been her name.
     
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  19. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Good.
     
  20. ChinaClit

    ChinaClit Professional HIV spreader

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    The other night i was at a bar and i started talking to this chick and we really hit it off... She asked me if i wanted to go to her car and fuck... Sounded like a great idea until i got there and her kid was sleeping in the car... True story bro really happend lol

     
  21. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Stop posting that uninteresting piece of shit video, asshole.
     
  22. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    As soon as he said something about washing dishes or watching kids I turned it off. That video is obviously not meant for me.
     
  23. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Wow she sounds awesome. I'd try to date a wiseass like that.
     
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  24. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    And that's why I don't ask for numbers or e-mails or anything like that. I operate under the presumption that I will be rejected so why make things even more uncomfortable than they need to be.

    Of course, I also go through periods where I have the emotional neediness of a chick, but don't know how to act on that.
     
  25. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    What? Shooter has no game with the ladies? Baloney.

    I suppose next you'll be telling us that Gorilla Pimp is a wigger or somesuch nonsense.
     

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