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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, May 31, 2013.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Link
     
  2. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    old news

     
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  3. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Too bad Darwin, so close!
     
  4. THRILLHO

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    Great, now she's an even bigger burden than she was before.
     
  5. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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  6. Mags

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    Exactly. Some unemployable will still impregnate her.
     
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  7. stevethrower

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    I think she is afraid of caulk though... wacka wacka...
     
  8. stevethrower

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    Black caulk?
     
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  10. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    And it appears to be contagious, her relatives caught it.

    Couldn't one of them be a donor if she needed some ass?
     
  11. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    These "triumphing over adversity" pigs and freaks show up to every triathlon I run.

    Like I'll do the triathlon in downtown Indy... I'll be done, home, showered and on the couch... I'll flip on the TV to the local news, and here come the fatsos and the gimps... an hour later and they're still waddling and/or limping along... tying up traffic and wasting everybody's time with their crippledness and bloatation.

    Ugh... you're not a triathlete... you're a freakish disaster. Just go home and stop depressing and disgusting everybody.
     
  12. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Any of those disasters victims of a caulking gun?
     
  13. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    This story has more legs than she does.
     
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  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Yet another tragic story befalls the Jackson family. Godspeed, Janet.
     
  15. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    If you have flat ass and you know it clap your stumps. Thud thud
     
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  16. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    stumpina at least accepted responsibility for her own actions, which i commend her for.
     
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  17. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    I was shocked she actually didn't try to blame someone else for this nonsense.
     
  18. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    She didn't have a leg to stand on.
     
  19. whiskeyguy

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    If capable I'm sure she would have pointed the finger at someone else.
     
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  20. whiskeyguy

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    Racist!
     
  21. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Then again, maybe she would've just tip-toed around the blame thing all together.
     
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  22. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    She's black and wanted a bigger ass? :confused:
     
  23. NuttyJim

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    Lets go to da shop girl, I wanna get my nubs did.
     

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