I love my neighborhood

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
Aug 30, 2005
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woodland critter christmas park nj
#1
It's a small, suburban area in north jersey. everyone is quiet, keeps to themselves but are friendly in passing and right neighborly. a few friends live in the area and we get together, party and no one complains about a thing. we smoke weed on the front porch and no one gives a care. it's a fucking fantastic area. and a gun shop opened up around the corner.
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
Jan 30, 2005
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#3
Mine is pretty much all blacks and hispanics, but the strangest thing, even though there's a ton of drug traffic everybody's nice. I don't know what the hell happened with the way these people dress. It used to be all baggy jeans and puffy coats and thug gear. Now they're all a bunch of crack-slanging twinks in skinny jeans who just act like good-natured dudes all the time. I swear it's bizarre.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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Mar 10, 2006
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#4
It's a small, suburban area in north jersey. everyone is quiet, keeps to themselves but are friendly in passing and right neighborly. a few friends live in the area and we get together, party and no one complains about a thing. we smoke weed on the front porch and no one gives a care. it's a fucking fantastic area. and a gun shop opened up around the corner.
Attractive women run around scantily-clad and naked and trespass on other people's property in my neighborhood, and nobody ever complains... it's the weirdest thing.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
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#6
all the neighbors are afraid of me, its nice.
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
Aug 25, 2010
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#8
I probably couldn't pick my neighbors out of a line up. The less we know about each other the better.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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Feb 20, 2006
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#9
I probably couldn't pick my neighbors out of a line up. The less we know about each other the better.
Thats the god damn truth. Last time I had any interaction with my neighbors I had to pay a repair bill on a old as shit snowblower that he lent me that promptly shit the bed. Fuck that noise.
 

Cunt Smasher

Caligula Jr.
Aug 26, 2005
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#10
My neighbors yard looks like a fucking Liberian slum. Where did I put that pic???
 

Cunt Smasher

Caligula Jr.
Aug 26, 2005
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#11
Here it is! Found it, took this with my Haselglad
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
Aug 29, 2002
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Florida's Nature Coast
#15
I live on a main road, hardly see my neighbors because you're taking your life in your hands if you spend any amount of time out near the street. I hate the traffic noise.

I'm moving to a gloriously quiet and spectacularly fancy golf course community in Florida. It will be a welcome change.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

Watching PTI
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Mar 22, 2006
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#17
I live on a main road, hardly see my neighbors because you're taking your life in your hands if you spend any amount of time out near the street. I hate the traffic noise.

I'm moving to a gloriously quiet and spectacularly fancy golf course community in Florida. It will be a welcome change.
Is it possible to find land that isn't on a course in Florida?
 

lajikal

Registered User
Aug 6, 2009
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#18
My cracker neighbors across the way just got in a big fight saturday and the guy moved out today. The chick has fuckin huge but saggy tits cause she has about 2 or 3 kids, guessin she's mid-late 30s. Her parents on the lot next to me are my only other neighbors and are friendly but mind their own business. She wants my pepe but i don't wanna get involved with that shit, but I would titty fuck her if the opportunity presented itself.
 

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
Apr 27, 2005
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#19
My cracker neighbors across the way just got in a big fight saturday and the guy moved out today. The chick has fuckin huge but saggy tits cause she has about 2 or 3 kids, guessin she's mid-late 30s. Her parents on the lot next to me are my only other neighbors and are friendly but mind their own business. She wants my pepe but i don't wanna get involved with that shit, but I would titty fuck her if the opportunity presented itself.
Do you live in Bizarro ThreeHolePuncher World?
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
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#22
its not the rifle to fear, its the ****** behind the trigger ;)
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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#23
I live in a very rich neighborhood on the outskirts of Bellevue, WA. And I live in the only white trash housing in the area. Yeah, I have minorities of every persuasion in my apartment building. Including this old Italian or Greek dude that doesn't speak a word of English. Dude is 200 years old and can barely move but goes out every day with his walker and does a couple miles.

Overall, it's not too bad. Pretty quiet with only occasional calls for police. Been there forever and am chummy with the manager so we'll hang and talk about all the ridiculous shit people do to their apartments.

All the really rich fucks with their billion dollar homes are on the large hill behind the complex where they can get their view. A couple times a year it works out just perfect that all those fucks are snowed in because of the altitude and the steep roads and our roads in Trash Terrace are dry as the desert.

Really can't beat the rest and easy access to I-405 and 90. Plus, just about everything I need as in stores, banks, restaurants...all in this little 2-3 block area.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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#24
its not the rifle to fear, its the ****** behind the trigger ;)
I think I made it quite clear that it was the face, not the weapon, that makes me check under the bed before I go to sleep at night.