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  1. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    It's a small, suburban area in north jersey. everyone is quiet, keeps to themselves but are friendly in passing and right neighborly. a few friends live in the area and we get together, party and no one complains about a thing. we smoke weed on the front porch and no one gives a care. it's a fucking fantastic area. and a gun shop opened up around the corner.
     
  2. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Fixed.
     
  3. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Mine is pretty much all blacks and hispanics, but the strangest thing, even though there's a ton of drug traffic everybody's nice. I don't know what the hell happened with the way these people dress. It used to be all baggy jeans and puffy coats and thug gear. Now they're all a bunch of crack-slanging twinks in skinny jeans who just act like good-natured dudes all the time. I swear it's bizarre.
     
  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Attractive women run around scantily-clad and naked and trespass on other people's property in my neighborhood, and nobody ever complains... it's the weirdest thing.
     
  5. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    We have a token but he keeps to himself
    and he's married to a fattie white woman so
    nobody really cares.
     
  6. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    all the neighbors are afraid of me, its nice.
     
  7. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    It's better to be feared than to be loved.

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  8. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    I probably couldn't pick my neighbors out of a line up. The less we know about each other the better.
     
  9. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Thats the god damn truth. Last time I had any interaction with my neighbors I had to pay a repair bill on a old as shit snowblower that he lent me that promptly shit the bed. Fuck that noise.
     
  10. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    My neighbors yard looks like a fucking Liberian slum. Where did I put that pic???
     
  11. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    Here it is! Found it, took this with my Haselglad
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  12. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    You should fuck with them bad.
     
  13. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    Got any suggestions?
     
  14. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    Two words: Grass. Killer.
     
  15. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    I live on a main road, hardly see my neighbors because you're taking your life in your hands if you spend any amount of time out near the street. I hate the traffic noise.

    I'm moving to a gloriously quiet and spectacularly fancy golf course community in Florida. It will be a welcome change.
     
  16. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Fixed
     
  17. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Is it possible to find land that isn't on a course in Florida?
     
  18. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    My cracker neighbors across the way just got in a big fight saturday and the guy moved out today. The chick has fuckin huge but saggy tits cause she has about 2 or 3 kids, guessin she's mid-late 30s. Her parents on the lot next to me are my only other neighbors and are friendly but mind their own business. She wants my pepe but i don't wanna get involved with that shit, but I would titty fuck her if the opportunity presented itself.
     
  19. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Do you live in Bizarro ThreeHolePuncher World?
     
  20. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    howdy neighbors :) stay the fuck out of my yard.
     
  21. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Just so you know... that's a face that haunts my dreams.

    Figured that knowledge would bring you joy.
     
  22. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    its not the rifle to fear, its the ****** behind the trigger ;)
     
  23. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I live in a very rich neighborhood on the outskirts of Bellevue, WA. And I live in the only white trash housing in the area. Yeah, I have minorities of every persuasion in my apartment building. Including this old Italian or Greek dude that doesn't speak a word of English. Dude is 200 years old and can barely move but goes out every day with his walker and does a couple miles.

    Overall, it's not too bad. Pretty quiet with only occasional calls for police. Been there forever and am chummy with the manager so we'll hang and talk about all the ridiculous shit people do to their apartments.

    All the really rich fucks with their billion dollar homes are on the large hill behind the complex where they can get their view. A couple times a year it works out just perfect that all those fucks are snowed in because of the altitude and the steep roads and our roads in Trash Terrace are dry as the desert.

    Really can't beat the rest and easy access to I-405 and 90. Plus, just about everything I need as in stores, banks, restaurants...all in this little 2-3 block area.
     
  24. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I think I made it quite clear that it was the face, not the weapon, that makes me check under the bed before I go to sleep at night.
     
  25. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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