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  1. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    so i'm at my mom's just watching an arrested development marathon. i see this girl i haven't talked to in a while who i found on okcupid on aim. so i start talking to her. she's saying how her boyfriend has been away on business for a month and she's all horny. now, she lives about an hour and a half or so away from me but it turns out she's at her parent's. after asking where that is, she's in the same fucking town as me. so we met up behind this school at 4something am and she blew me in a parking lot across the street behind a box truck. classy gal. and pretty fucking sexy as well.

    so what awesome, totally random shit has happened to you guys?
     
  2. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    I won the lottery last Wednesday .

    85 mill. Yeah lifes okay
     
  3. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    Yeah, so did I!
     
  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Enjoy you hivvy.
     
  5. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Why didn't you bang the shit out of her? "whaa"
     
  6. Bud

    Bud Bud

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    This
     
  7. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Pics or it didn't happen.

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  8. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Because then he would've seen shim's cock and the cat would've been out of the bag.

    Q: What kind of chick sucks dick to cure her "all horniness"?

    A: The kind with a dick.
     
  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    How come I can imagine myself turning into Mike Yanagita in that scenario. That or give some incarnation of the Bad Lieutenant "I've done so many bad things" speech.
     
  10. blee

    blee Will Drink Today

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    King of Depew?
     
  11. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    That might be the most horridly embarrassing character in movie history. Whenever I watch Fargo, I just have to skip that part. I can't watch it. Argh, just seeing the name makes my skin feel like I touched a fucking snail.
     
  12. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    unfortunately, she closed her fetlife account or else i would have posted all sorts of fun pics she had. and i would have fucked her had i not jacked it twice prior to this lil meet up. i didn't think my balls had a 4th load ready to go and who wants to walk home with blue balls and a rod?
     
  13. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    How many fingers did you jam in and out of her wet poohah?
     
  14. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    2. but i went more for the single fingered clitoral stimulation. it apparently worked when she fell into the side of the truck and said she couldn't take any more since she came twice. i love 20 year old pussy.
     
  15. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I prefer the three finger method with the thumb doing the clit stimulating.
     
  16. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    i once jerked off and then i when i was done i found out Micheal Jackson was Dead.
     
  17. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Did she tell you which STD she has in her vag..
     
  18. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I hope you finish with the Swirl.

    The 'pinch' is for hacks.
     
  19. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    no, but i do love guessing games!
     
  20. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I finish by slamming my cock in and out of a soaking wet hole. :gt:
     
  21. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    "That's my Move! You stole my move!"
     

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