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Cunt Smasher

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Or somebody that knows...Inspired by my own thread about beer,why,pray tell,do different drinks seem to affect you differently? Right now I got a real good mellow German beer buzz going. If I go to the club and drink a similar amount,alcohol wise,of Long Island Iced Tea, look out. Same fucking alcohol right?
 

maz

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be careful what you ask for

The Prez can be a little confusing
 

Ballbuster1

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I don't know why but it does. That's why I stay away from
hard liquor any more. I get nice and mellow on beer but not
on booze.
 

SurlyTruckDrivr

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I'm pretty lucky, no matter what I drink, I'm the same happy drunk. I've never been in a drunken rampage fight in a bar. Beer, vodka, rum, tequila whatever. Beerwise, I really can only get hammered off draft beer anyway, I'll get drunk off bottle/can, but not like draft. I get happy, and unlike my usual self, I actually show emotion when I'm twisted.
 

CaraC

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I agree. I dont get it. I think its whatever way the alcohol is fermented or brewed it makes you react differently. I am normal/drunk from beer, mellow/horny from wine and on the rare occasions I drink liquor, Im a raging cunt who starts irrational fights about nothing... I just tried googling for info about that, but couldnt find anything more than what i know from how I react... it really does suck.
 

maz

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i'm fuckin' starving
Earl we got any Raging Cunts back there ?
 

CaraC

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sorry we're all out

oh wait, I just saw Hillary on TV :icon_mrgr
Well I am a raging cunt when I drink liquor but I dont start spouting MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH like that cunt
 

Steam

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Jager makes me angry, beer makes me stupid, and regular Coors makes me piss in chairs. Once in a while though I get angry just drinking beer, so who the fuck knows.
 

SurlyTruckDrivr

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Well I am a raging cunt when I drink liquor but I dont start spouting MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH like that cunt
no normal human being talks like that, drunk or not


Judging by your pic, I don't think most people would fuck with you in a bar anyway.
yeah, I have that working for me, good thing cause I have alot of power, but not much fighting ability. If I don't drop someone right away, I'd be in trouble.
 

Glenn Dandy

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Jager makes me angry, beer makes me stupid, and regular Coors makes me piss in chairs. Once in a while though I get angry just drinking beer, so who the fuck knows.
This is pretty much it.


I do however know why alcohol effects you differently... Even though I asked the very same question once on Wackbag.

I been drinkin 28 years... so i have pretty much formed a few opinions.


Today I made 1500.00... done by 4... met my girl at her parents for dinner... big wad o money in my pocket... Saturday night,,, lets go to the casino, honey!

She said okay....IM GRINNIN EAR TO EAR....good day so far.

Suddenly I had a woman laying on her bed looking at the sprinkler head on her cieling???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

mood changed, she stoped fun mind in its tracks.


its almost 3 am and ive drank like 18 beers im totaly coherent...and could babysit Khoalas.


She put me on edge... where i had to be ontop of shit for the arguement. Didn't stop drinking but the mind knew it had to stay woman sharp.


So if it was me and a room full of sheep and a keg.........Totally different outcome.



So to answer your question...

Things that make you stupid drunk:::::


NO SLEEP... Ive stayed up all night went to work,,, had after work beers .... 6 later you cant drive... ( sleepless brain )

a
FOOD...... Sometimes...not a big deal if your brain is not in the above paragraph.


HEAD: most important... alcohol multiplies your currant feelings...if you are stressed a few beers will chill you.... but 8 later your problem will mean you have to beat someone to death and pee on them.


I'm not just The drunken president.... I'm also a client.
 

Cunt Smasher

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Thanks,Glenn! I'm a little iffy on the sheep part tho". :action-sm
 

Glenn Dandy

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you n me both.....bottom line after 18 its stoopid time. when i was young i could drink constantly and never get sloppy drunk....Im guessin that new liver n stuff had alot to do with it.


it is true though... I feel sleep & food have alot to do with it.."especially sleep."

I think a tired brain gets drunker faster.

and one other thing wich is my biggest problem... thats how fast you drink...I slam beers like fast... thats why i can only drink like 4 or 5 hours.. i drink atleast 4 or 5 an hour.

ive tryed the drinking slow thing... it only lasts till about beer 8 then i start throwin em back with the quickness.


I figured i would reply coherant... since i cant remember sheep night... sounds like i had fun though..
 

Fr. Dougal

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Drunk on liquor (like jacks & cokes, vodka & redbulls, etc) gets me tired.
Drunk on beer gets me yappy. I start talking about stupid things.

I've never been an angry drunk. But the times I got SLOPPY (like dancing, singing, etc) it involved copious amounts of beer being served to the table in pitchers.

One was last year at the German Day fest in Central Park. Giant pitchers of beer for $5. Can't beat that. But I was done by 6pm.
 

WhiskeyWhispers

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I smoke too much pot to ever get really drunk. Weed mellows me out maaaaaan, and probably saves me from making an ass of myself. I would describe my perfect high as a 6 pack and a bowl/half a fatty. The more I drink after that, the more I get tired and hungry.

I have a weak ass stomach so I can't really drink too much anyway. Anything more than 8 - 10 beers and my stomach feels like it's going to explode.

Wine is gay, but the few times I have drank it I got like a stupid drunk off of it.

However if I get my hands on a bottle of Vodka or Rum look out. I'll pick a fight with the Wu Tang Clan. I get Injun stupid on the hard stuff. Blackouts were common when I was a dumb ass teenager.
 

foyb

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It doesn't matter what I drink, I still get mellow, happy, stumbling drunk (in that order). Hard stuff just progresses me through those steps faster that beer.
 

CM Mark

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I agree. I dont get it. I think its whatever way the alcohol is fermented or brewed it makes you react differently. I am normal/drunk from beer, mellow/horny from wine and on the rare occasions I drink liquor, Im a raging cunt who starts irrational fights about nothing... I just tried googling for info about that, but couldnt find anything more than what i know from how I react... it really does suck.
I can explain this for you. It's because you have a vagina.


For me, beer tends to fuck me up harder than liquor. Mainly because I drink more beer than liquor if I'm out drinking.


Jager on the other hand, forget about it. Couple of shots of Jager, and I tend to forget EVERYTHING!