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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Neon, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    What. The. Fuck.

     
  2. lockjaaaaww

    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    What are the odds?
     
  3. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    I'd say higher than 50%
     
  4. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    It all started with the gays. And just like predicted, it is moving towards the brother-sister, woman-dog, cowboy-horse, Mexican-Gila monster, Eskimo-muskox...
     
  5. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    You watch, in a couple of years it's gonna be black men marrying white women.
     
  6. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    I'm calling bullshit on this one...OK i can see maybe the parents didn't meet but they were together 5 years and neither parent realized their kid was dating their other kid? Its not like they split when she was pregnant, the kids were born and named prior to the split something would have clicked for one of them.
     
  7. Bluestreak

    Bluestreak This space intentionally left blank.

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  8. Neon

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    So you're saying it's bullshit because people are never just oblivious and stupid?
     
  9. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    I blame the Kardashians
     
  10. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    I'm saying it's bullshit because i think it's bullshit. Two unnamed individuals somewhere in south Africa who happen to find this out then go report it to a UK newz outlet?

    It doesn't even say AP anywhere in the article, how could it possibly be true
     
  11. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    It's an improbable and impossible to verify story about people in a far away land, in a British tabloid. Of course it's bullshit.
     
  12. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Bat Boy finds your lack of faith disturbing.
     
  13. domelogic

    domelogic Registered User

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    So the parent dont get along and pick kids to keep but never tell them they were once married or that their child has a sibling? Sounds fishy to me because what did the kids do to destroy the marriage and wouldnt the parents want to know something about their other kid. I agree with flyerfan.
     
  14. Neon

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    Geez. I didn't post this story for a serious discussion on journalistic sources. I was hoping for some jokes about incest and apartheid. Is that too much to ask for on Wackbag?
     
  15. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    This 14-year-old boy from Kentucky was banging his 12-year-old sister. He says "Damn sis, you're almost as good as Mamma." She replies "Yeah that's what Pappa says."

    Happy now?
     
  16. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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  17. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 Sailing into the Danger Zone...
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    "You're my sister, you're my sister..."

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  18. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  19. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    Wait until you post the follow up, which reveals the father is John Edwards and the mother is Sarah Palin. Then you're in for some real shit.
     

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