I Think I've Been Out-Pranked By G-d Himself

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Ok, so I've told you guys about this running/beer drinking club the wife and I go out with from time to time. Long story short, you run about a 5k with a beer stop half way through, and you end up at a cheap dive bar with a patio where we're all drunk, singing funny/stupid/horribly offensive drinking songs, and it's generally a great time. There's lots of stupid traditions, like a pair of tighty whiteys that the person who's been to the most Hashes in a row gets to make someone wear during the 5k, a shitty trombone someone has to carry and play to (announce) to the rest of the pack which direction to run, etc.

A very good friend of mine is also in this group. His name is Dave. His hash name is Fucking Beaver Shit, or FBS for short. (My name's Reefer Madness for those who would wonder such things)

FBS is a very smart, and very funny fucker. He's about to finish his PHD in astro-physics to go with his Bachelors in Mech Engineering from A&M and Masters in Physics, so yeah, he's no dummy. He also has hair half way down his back, plays bass in a popular local metal band, and is a software engineer for his day job.

We're constantly fucking with each other, coming up with pranks to pull on each other for the enjoyment of others, generally while drunk.

Here's my problem.

This mother fucker did an interview in Runner's World Magazine, and they asked him for a picture to go in the little article. So yes, he found a 2 year old picture of me wearing the tighty whities, making a retarded face, wearing a Fair to Midland T-shirt and just looking like a general psychopathic goof ball. I am now published in Runner's World Magazine as a retard, and he is credited with the photo.

I'd post the picture but I don't know which image hosting places to use any more, so if someone PMs me and email and wants to go do that, hit me up.

Help me think of something to do to this guy that can one-up this, because I'm honestly stumped as fuck.
 

fletcher

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Use Imgur.com for photo hosting. You need to post that pic or I will find the pic myself and post it. If you post first, I will attempt to come up with a revenge scheme. No promises though.
 
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Let's see if Imgur works for me. FYI, the Camelback is full of boozey concoction, another tradition I was up for that night.
 
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They're talking about changing my Hash name to Celebritard or something along those lines. I spent all last night thanking all the little people who made my meteoric rise to fame possible, and you know, I gotta give it up to the man upstairs for all my successes, etc.

I want to be pissed about it, but it's just so god damned funny.
 

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Nice shorts, deek.

:haha7:
 

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possibly gayer looking pic than anything rockpup has posted
 

Party Rooster

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If he's a software engineer, the ultimate prank would be to infect him with a virus, or at least make it look like he was.
 
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I honestly thought you were mexican for some reason
 

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I can't think of anything I would want to do less than drink beer then go for a run! You guys are nuts.
 

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Definitely has a Garth face going.

VT, I might recommend buying some ad space to get him back. You'll have to get creative to get something your friends are going to see without spending a fortune, if that's even possible (are you in Dallas or a small town close by?)
 

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Get a full frontal face picture and then take out an ad saying that this is the face of Herpes or AIDS or something. USA Today is a little heard of publication. It's not like they put it at the doorstep of every hotel room in America every morning or anything.
 
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I can't do add space or anything like that, and the dude barely ever answers his phone so a Craigslist m4m ad wouldn't really have any effect.

The fucker's impervious!

But yeah, I actually looked very normal before I had to bunch up my pants to fit the stupid streaker shorts on. It's just a pair of those light-weight Columbia PFG pants that are awesome for keeping thorns and shit away but they're light and vented for running. These trails can go through some pretty shitty stuff, thorns, poison ivy, etc, so you dress for protection. This was at the end of the trail so I had them all hiked up and being a dipshit, as is a tradition.

I'm just outside of Dallas, but like right on the Northern border. We do a lot of stuff in Downtown.

Just Google Hash House Harriers and your city, trust me, there's one near you. It's a lot of fun.
 

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I can't do add space or anything like that, and the dude barely ever answers his phone so a Craigslist m4m ad wouldn't really have any effect.

The fucker's impervious!

But yeah, I actually looked very normal before I had to bunch up my pants to fit the stupid streaker shorts on. It's just a pair of those light-weight Columbia PFG pants that are awesome for keeping thorns and shit away but they're light and vented for running. These trails can go through some pretty shitty stuff, thorns, poison ivy, etc, so you dress for protection. This was at the end of the trail so I had them all hiked up and being a dipshit, as is a tradition.

I'm just outside of Dallas, but like right on the Northern border. We do a lot of stuff in Downtown.

Just Google Hash House Harriers and your city, trust me, there's one near you. It's a lot of fun.
I knew a couple people in NC that did it. They described it as a drinking club with a running problem.
 

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Holy shit! I'm a subscriber of Runner's World, and I actually saw that picture before I read this post. I remember giving it a fleeting glance and thinking, "Look at this jackhole."

A friend of mine is always trying to get me to run those gimmick races with him... warrior runs, madathlons, zombie runs, etc... and I always turn him down. After I saw the picture of the anonymous tighty-whitey clown in Runner's World, I said to myself, "One more reason not to run the gimmick races. Somebody will probably take a picture of me looking like a douchepile and send it to Runner's World."
 
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My wife bought every magazine at the local Run-On... Everyone's having way too much fun with this.