I Was Wrong - My First Wow!!

#1
I must retract everything I claimed about the wow loosing steam and bring more shame upon myself, my friends, and family and give all glory and honor to Opie and Anthony. I got wowed for the very first time.

My mates and I were driving along in a MINI-VAN outside of Dallas, when this lovely young lady knew just what to do...

See the video at http://www.vimeo.com/295401

And yeah, if you watch any of my other videos, I know I'm a fag.
 

MelissaY1

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#2
I must retract everything I claimed about the wow loosing steam and bring more shame upon myself, my friends, and family and give all glory and honor to Opie and Anthony. I got wowed for the very first time.

My mates and I were driving along in a MINI-VAN outside of Dallas, when this lovely young lady knew just what to do...

See the video at http://www.vimeo.com/295401

And yeah, if you watch any of my other videos, I know I'm a fag.
SEE? And you doubted the power of the "WOW" phenomenon....;)
 

ImAlrightSpider

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#4
But you STILL spelled "losing" incorrectly, you looser!
 

poppAwoody

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#6
nice half a window in the way, what do they do have a window licker in that car 50% of the time? holy shit, between the size and the opacity of the window, I saw the cavities on the dudes teeth better, but nice idea
 

mendozathejew

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#7
I must retract everything I claimed about the wow loosing steam and bring more shame upon myself, my friends, and family and give all glory and honor to Opie and Anthony. I got wowed for the very first time.

My mates and I were driving along in a MINI-VAN outside of Dallas, when this lovely young lady knew just what to do...

See the video at http://www.vimeo.com/295401

And yeah, if you watch any of my other videos, I know I'm a fag.
I think you should apologize
 

kevtv

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#8
Were you LOOSING your shit when it happened?

Cool to hear and see some fine female showed you why we talk to them.
 
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#10
been driving for a little more than 3 years with a wow sticker and still no wow :(
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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#11
been driving for a little more than 3 years with a wow sticker and still no wow :(
Me too, but then again I don't like people driving next to me, behind me or in front of me.

I might as well just get a pr0n magazine and wow myself.
 

BCH

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#12
Wow, instant Karma.
 

Palerider4146

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#13
My first wow was the fall of 98. My partner and I are driving down Cross Baby Blvd in Queens in our ambulance and these two chicks came up and wow'd us. The problem was I was a brand new listener, and didnt realize that one of the other guys on my truck had put a wow sticker on the ambulance. Kind of confusing at first, but well worth it.
 

blazin

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#14
I put a wow sticker on my car back in the days of WNEW. The day I put it on, I was driving down the highway in traffic and a woman drove up to me and tried to get my attention.

I thought the moment had arrived!!!

Instead, she told me I had a flat tire.

That was the closest I've ever gotten to a WOW.
 

sorryboff

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#15
i thought wow was a sham also. i havent seen any results
 

Angelfuck

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#16
I see wow stickers all the time, but its usually on the expressway and people drive like madmen to get home so I usually only see them when theyre flying past us
 

Shitdeek

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#17
Summer of 2000, stuck in traffic near the GWB on our way into the Bronx to see the Yankees. A car full of pretty young ladies pulled up next to us in traffic and gave me and 3 of my friends a nice little show. for that moment i will always be thankful to W.O.W.
 

Lil Precious

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#18
congrats...still waiting for my first WOWing!
 

McGuirk

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#20
This is the guy who stole/wants to steal Jimmy's book. The only justice served here is if he was WOWed while sucking his uncle's cock.

(7 years, no WOW :icon_mad: )
 

FredThe4thMic

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#21
Couldn't you just post this in the "Finally Spotted A WoW" Thread?