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  1. Assholes & Elbows

    Assholes & Elbows The Rabbi gets the salary,The Mohel gets the tips

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    Hello wackbag, last week i've started a new job at an assisted living center, one of the residents is a 95 year old man named Albert who was drafted into the Nazi army back in the day. It's hard to understand him and he suffers from death anxiety but i'd really like to ask him questions about his life then, i'm somewhat hesitant however as I don't want to intrude. anyways for any WW2 buffs out there i'll update this thread if i can get any interesting information out of him.

    There is also an american who is in somewhat better health who fought for the allies living two doors down from him.
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    How long does it take for you to change his diaper? It might be awkward asking him Nazi questions while wiping his ass clean of that wretched C. Diff. infested butt stew.
     
  3. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    Hopefully, the American isn't part Polish/French/Belgian/Russian/Yugoslavian etc...or old Gunter might attack him in his sleep.

    After wiping his heiny, just ask what unit he was in. We can figure out the rest.
     
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  4. Assholes & Elbows

    Assholes & Elbows The Rabbi gets the salary,The Mohel gets the tips

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    Or powdering his balls.
     
  5. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  6. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    My friend's mother in law dated a German anti-aircraft gunner on the Russian front. He was in the German Army but wasn't a Nazi. He was a nice old guy.
     
  7. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Ya the guy in the book wasn't a Nazi... fun fact he met Hitler and there was a picture of him shaking his hand... like before the war started.
     
  8. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I knew a guy who served an apprenticeship in Germany in the late 80s. He lived with a German family. Usually Grandma took her meals in her room but one holiday she tottered down to eat at the big table. When she got done, she didn't hang around to chit-chat. She stood up, walked to the door, turned to face the family and threw a perfect Nazi salute and said Sig Heil, spun and went back upstairs. Family was left in awkward silence.
     
  9. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    atleast we know granny is still dedicated to the cause.
     
  10. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Ask him if he trusts the Jew doctors?
     
  11. ianbobo

    ianbobo Well-Known Member
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    My father in laws name was Adolph. I married a girl from Stuttgart.
     
  12. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Oh does he have tattoo like this?

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  13. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    you should reenact this scene for fun with him

     
  14. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Take a close look at the lamp in his room... particularly the lampshade.
     
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    AlanSmithee Registered User

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    My grandfather was named Adolph

    But he was a jew from Hungary born in 1898.

    He came over to the states in 1905. When I was born in 81 he was already old as fuck and he died when I was 6 months old.

    My mom told me that he entered ww1 in 1917. Killed a bunch of Krauts and used to brag about it to everyone.
     
  16. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    My grandpa was a Master Gunnery Sergeant during War II, fought in the Pacific. My dad says he just refused to talk about it. We know he was on Oahu when Pearl Harbor was attacked, but no idea after that.
     
  17. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    If he owns this painting, it could be worth money.
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    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    That's not "death anxiety", that's facing reality.
     
  20. AlanSmithee

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    At that age, death is a vacation.
     
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  21. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    Ahhhh Blondi. She was a wonderful dog. Is that a Hitler watercolor also?
     
  22. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    how do you know he isn't still a Nazi?

    did you see his discharge papers?

    or just clean his discharge?
     
  23. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Someone beat me to the esoteric Apt Pupil reference. I has a sad.
     
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  24. Foggy

    Foggy I'm wasting my life here
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    "Albert... Albert!"
    "Huwaaah?"
    "Can you hear me, Albert?"
    "Y-yes?"
    "My real name is Dershowitz."

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  25. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Shoocka... shooocka...

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