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Assholes & Elbows

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Hello wackbag, last week i've started a new job at an assisted living center, one of the residents is a 95 year old man named Albert who was drafted into the Nazi army back in the day. It's hard to understand him and he suffers from death anxiety but i'd really like to ask him questions about his life then, i'm somewhat hesitant however as I don't want to intrude. anyways for any WW2 buffs out there i'll update this thread if i can get any interesting information out of him.

There is also an american who is in somewhat better health who fought for the allies living two doors down from him.
 

fletcher

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How long does it take for you to change his diaper? It might be awkward asking him Nazi questions while wiping his ass clean of that wretched C. Diff. infested butt stew.
 

samurai

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Hello wackbag, last week i've started a new job at an assisted living center, one of the residents is a 95 year old man named Albert who was drafted into the Nazi army back in the day. It's hard to understand him and he suffers from death anxiety but i'd really like to ask him questions about his life then, i'm somewhat hesitant however as I don't want to intrude. anyways for any WW2 buffs out there i'll update this thread if i can get any interesting information out of him.

There is also an american who is in somewhat better health who fought for the allies living two doors down from him.
Hopefully, the American isn't part Polish/French/Belgian/Russian/Yugoslavian etc...or old Gunter might attack him in his sleep.

After wiping his heiny, just ask what unit he was in. We can figure out the rest.
 

gleet

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My friend's mother in law dated a German anti-aircraft gunner on the Russian front. He was in the German Army but wasn't a Nazi. He was a nice old guy.
 
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My friend's mother in law dated a German anti-aircraft gunner on the Russian front. He was in the German Army but wasn't a Nazi. He was a nice old guy.
Ya the guy in the book wasn't a Nazi... fun fact he met Hitler and there was a picture of him shaking his hand... like before the war started.
 

gleet

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I knew a guy who served an apprenticeship in Germany in the late 80s. He lived with a German family. Usually Grandma took her meals in her room but one holiday she tottered down to eat at the big table. When she got done, she didn't hang around to chit-chat. She stood up, walked to the door, turned to face the family and threw a perfect Nazi salute and said Sig Heil, spun and went back upstairs. Family was left in awkward silence.
 

NuttyJim

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I knew a guy who served an apprenticeship in Germany in the late 80s. He lived with a German family. Usually Grandma took her meals in her room but one holiday she tottered down to eat at the big table. When she got done, she didn't hang around to chit-chat. She stood up, walked to the door, turned to face the family and threw a perfect Nazi salute and said Sig Heil, spun and went back upstairs. Family was left in awkward silence.
atleast we know granny is still dedicated to the cause.
 

ianbobo

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My father in laws name was Adolph. I married a girl from Stuttgart.
 

Creasy Bear

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Take a close look at the lamp in his room... particularly the lampshade.
 

AlanSmithee

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My grandfather was named Adolph

But he was a jew from Hungary born in 1898.

He came over to the states in 1905. When I was born in 81 he was already old as fuck and he died when I was 6 months old.

My mom told me that he entered ww1 in 1917. Killed a bunch of Krauts and used to brag about it to everyone.
 

Cunt Smasher

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My grandpa was a Master Gunnery Sergeant during War II, fought in the Pacific. My dad says he just refused to talk about it. We know he was on Oahu when Pearl Harbor was attacked, but no idea after that.
 

weeniewawa

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how do you know he isn't still a Nazi?

did you see his discharge papers?

or just clean his discharge?
 

CougarHunter

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Someone beat me to the esoteric Apt Pupil reference. I has a sad.
 

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"Albert... Albert!"
"Huwaaah?"
"Can you hear me, Albert?"
"Y-yes?"
"My real name is Dershowitz."