I wrote a Riddle.

ShooterMcGavin

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#1
http://perceptiveprattle.posterous.com/riddle-me-this


They are two of a kind. They are nothing apart. They are one with each other. They are dead if they aren't.



First will come second. Second will come not. The Third will come home. The First will be shot.



The Third takes the body. The dead shall now roast. The First is now food. The Second is now toast.



It swore to itself. It must forget First. First came before. First was the worst.



The Third was not forgiven. The Second wants its head. The First was left behind. The Second left for dead.



The Second took a stand. The Second took a bow. The Second placed upon the grave a statue of the sow.



The Second knew as nothing could the First would rise again. If worst comes to worst it'll be a pig and they can be married again.



Good luck.
 

fletcher

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#3
x=y

I dont know what substance you are on, or have been for how long, but you might want to cut down on the dose.
 

Neon

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#5
I'm actually curious to know the answer. Monotheistic religions? Constitutional amendments?
 

ShooterMcGavin

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#10
Sorry, that last line is meant to say

the first would rise a man...yadda yadda pig yadda yadda.


Ok. Two pigs are fucking. Just go along with the joke. Then read each line carefully. This is the best thing I've ever written. I'm really proud of it and you're mocking it. It has nothing to do with that X bullshit. It is about a couple of pigs getting killed. It is a love story.
 

LiddyRules

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#11
Pigs as in fat people or pigs as in the animal?
 

fletcher

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#12
Sorry, that last line is meant to say

the first would rise a man...yadda yadda pig yadda yadda.


Ok. Two pigs are fucking. Just go along with the joke. Then read each line carefully. This is the best thing I've ever written. I'm really proud of it and you're mocking it. It has nothing to do with that X bullshit. It is about a couple of pigs getting killed. It is a love story.
Joke? Best thing? Yikes.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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#13
Pigs as in fat people or pigs as in the animal?
It's meant to be pondered. It's all a metaphor.

For instance:

What do you think? 2 of a kind. 0 apart. 1 with another, 3 if they aren't.

:trollol:
 

Josh_R

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#21
This is the best thing I've ever written. I'm really proud of it and you're mocking it.
Wait, so you wrote something that you are really proud of, and don't want it to be mocked... and you posted it on Wackbag? You must be new here.
 
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