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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by ShooterMcGavin, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    http://perceptiveprattle.posterous.com/riddle-me-this


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    Good luck.
     
  2. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    x=y

    I dont know what substance you are on, or have been for how long, but you might want to cut down on the dose.
     
  4. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    X

    Damn it!

    Or let us know what it is so we know to "avoid" it.
     
  5. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    I'm actually curious to know the answer. Monotheistic religions? Constitutional amendments?
     
  6. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    The ump at home plate? "whaa"

    Fixed. Have you forgotten where you are? :action-sm
     
  7. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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  8. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Very funny.

    No.
     
  9. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Hudson blames the Jews.
     
  10. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Sorry, that last line is meant to say

    the first would rise a man...yadda yadda pig yadda yadda.


    Ok. Two pigs are fucking. Just go along with the joke. Then read each line carefully. This is the best thing I've ever written. I'm really proud of it and you're mocking it. It has nothing to do with that X bullshit. It is about a couple of pigs getting killed. It is a love story.
     
  11. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Pigs as in fat people or pigs as in the animal?
     
  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Joke? Best thing? Yikes.
     
  13. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    It's meant to be pondered. It's all a metaphor.

    For instance:

    What do you think? 2 of a kind. 0 apart. 1 with another, 3 if they aren't.

    :trollol:
     
  14. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Ban please!
     
  15. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    I hope a building falls on you.

    EDIT: Not a big one.
     
  16. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Pigs as in holy shit Shooter finally snapped, run for your lives everyone.
     
  17. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    I don't get why this seems crazy. It's a damn story.
     
  18. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    So its not a riddle at all...

    For real, what the fuck are you talking about?
     
  19. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    When a guy writes a riddle, and the only even remotely intelligible clue is that his name starts with "shooter", the solution is probably "mass murder".
     
  20. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Every time I see this I laugh my ass off.
     
  21. Josh_R

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    Wait, so you wrote something that you are really proud of, and don't want it to be mocked... and you posted it on Wackbag? You must be new here.
     
  22. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Touche.
     
  23. Off-White-Power

    Off-White-Power High maintenance, low tolerance

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    First and second amendments?
     
  24. MTJonny

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    Its obviously about inner struggles with homosexual tendencies.

    First hint.
     
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    This thread makes me feel cold, alone, uncertain and scared.
     

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