Ian Halperin's newest exposé

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Lady Gaga has been branded 'sick' and 'obsessed' in an explosive new tell-all which documents her alleged drug abuse and dangerous diet. In a revealing interview with Star Magazine, investigative journalist Ian Halperin has made startling allegations about the wacky performer, insisting she is a walking time bomb. "Those who have worked with her on tour reported to me that Gaga barely ate for weeks at a time to fit into her costume," said Halperin, who has spent 12 months investigating Gaga for his book. "She is sick and obsessed with her weight. One friend told me, Gaga will stare at herself in the mirror for hours on end, analyzing and critiquing her body. It's an unhealthy obsession." And while most people believe her outrageous outfits and heavy makeup are just part of her act, Halperin says there is a more sinister reason behind her look. "Her lupus is far worse than she lets on," he said of the disease, which Gaga has admitted to having. "Part of the reason she wears wigs and makeup is because her hair is falling out and she's covered in red blotches, both side effects of the disease." But her weight and her health are not her only problems Halperin claims. "Her drug use started young. From heroin to cocaine and ecstasy, her friends say that she has done every drug conceivable. You name it she has done it. "She's morphed into this caricature called Lady Gaga, who isn't even a real person. The girl known as Stefi to her friends and family has all but disappeared."
So there's that.



Edit: WWTDD smashed Ian.
I’ve mentioned this before, but the only reason Halperin is famous is because he said Michael Jackson had six months to live six months before he died. The part that Halperin now leaves out is that he said Michael was dying because he had an incurable disease that attacks the lungs and liver. He was the only person on earth who didn’t predict Michael overdosing, which of course is what eventually happened. Page 10 of Michaels autopsy makes no mention of any disease of the lungs. Page 11 makes no mention of any disease of the liver.

In an article for the Daily Mail, Halperin said Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitts divorce was a done deal and they would announce it soon. That was 18 months ago.

On Opie and Anthony, he confirmed the existence of a Tiger Woods sex tape. That was 19 months ago.

In April of 2010, he said there was a Sandra Bullock sex tape with Jesse James, which “includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler moustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand.”

You may notice none of these things have happened. That’s not coincidence. I would trust what a ouija board had to say about Lady Gaga before I would anything from this dork.
 

Bill Lehecka

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So how's that communicable disease that you can catch by touching coming along?
 

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“Those who have worked with her on tour reported to me that Gaga barely ate for weeks at a time to fit into her costume,” said Halperin, who has spent 12 months investigating Gaga for his book.
“She is sick and obsessed with her weight. One friend told me, Gaga will stare at herself in the mirror for hours on end, analyzing and critiquing her body. It’s an unhealthy obsession.”
Only makes Ga-Ga hotter to me.
 

LiddyRules

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I despise Gaga, stupid pretentious art major with money and fame. I still like Halprin on the show. I always want to know how he spends his time during his years of going undercover to crack the case of numerous celebrities simultaneously while promoting his bullshit. WWTDD- eh, never really cared for that site.
 

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This is a good excuse to post a picture of someone with lupus ...

 

bklyn_sean

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He is a douche, but I love how he pisses so many people off and then just yells nonsense at them when they call in on the show...my guess, his next appearance he'll say he fucked gaga or some other dumb shit then put some fat girl on the phone passing her off as a model...radio gold
 

Zuke

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I hate him Halperin, and the minute he comes on the show I change the channel. He adds nothing. I hope he gets ass cancer.
 

Hoffman

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I wish someone would stick a shotgun up Halperin's ass...then pull the trigger.
 

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The only expose I want to see out of that douche is his brain matter exposed to the light of day after a shotgun blast.