Iceland Latest Country To Move Towards Internet Porn Ban

Edible Napalm

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It’s common knowledge that the Internet is primarily a method of delivering pornography to consumers at unheard of speeds, but that may not be the case much longer in Iceland. Lawmakers there are the latest working to put in place a firewall that would block citizens from viewing pornography online. Iceland isn’t the first Western nation to take a swing at 86ing Internet porn — the United Kingdom has flirted with the idea in the past — but a growing call among lawmakers suggests it might be the first nation that has an actual shot at passing legislation to make the Internet measurably less naughty.

According to poiltical advisor Halla Gunnarsdottir, the method by which Iceland would ban porn hasn’t been decided on yet, though several options, including a “Great Firewall of China” inspired firewall have been floated, and legislators are confident they could find ways to keep porn off
“At the moment, we are looking at the best technical ways to achieve this. But surely if we can send a man to the moon, we must be able to tackle porn on the Internet.”​
First of all, I think you might be underestimating how much porn your dealing with here — about ‘One Internet’ full, by recent estimates. And for future reference, maybe let’s not compare one of mankind’s greatest technological achievements to preventing people from looking at boobs online. You’re not really in the same ballpark there, and honestly, you’re not even playing the same sport.
Still, the move isn’t surprising coming from Iceland, which has a standing ban on printed pornography, and as of a few years ago, outlawed strip clubs, which they said violated the right of women who work in them.
While the move — and the momentum it’s gaining — aren’t shockers, political watchers in the tiny, remote nation say it’s still unlikely that the move will find enough traction to be passed into law, so Icelandic perverts and the legions of digital fleshmongers who cater to them look like they’ll likely be free to carry on their business for now. But with legislators in the U.K. already calling on their own nation to look on Iceland’s proposals as an example of how to handle Internet porn, don’t expect this to be the last word on the subject.
http://www.geekosystem.com/iceland-internet-porn-ban/
 
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Remember when Apple said the new Iphone couldn't be jailbroken, and it was done within the same day? Just creating a new kind of criminal, people in general don't follow dumb laws.
 

Norm Stansfield

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But surely if we can send a man to the moon, we must be able to tackle porn on the Internet.
Surely, if this cunt could in a million years send a man to the moon, she could also tackle porn on the Internet. Luckily, she can't, she's just another useless politician. Go ahead, try banning porn, stupid.
 

Lord Zero

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Still, the move isn’t surprising coming from Iceland, which has a standing ban on printed pornography, and as of a few years ago, outlawed strip clubs, which they said violated the right of women who work in them.
How do strip clubs violate the rights of the women working there just by existing? You're violating their right to work there as well as condescending them by assuming that a woman can't make an informed choice to work in a strip club or that no woman would ever want to work in one. What's even worse is that you legislated an entire industry full of people into unemployment. Good job, douches.
 

mascan42

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Perhaps instead of taking away all those evil boobies, they should concentrate on things like 10% of the population being alcoholics despite it only being sold in government-run stores.
 

BIV

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Why do they hate boobies?
 

Edible Napalm

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Why do they hate boobies?
I blame volcanic fumes, these are the same people who have government approved name lists and won't build something because it might piss off the fey.
 

Creasy Bear

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Icelanders are true socialist sniveling weakling cunts. It's like if Mrs. Mayor Bloomberg ran a country... that's Iceland.

If you go to a bar, a beer will run you upwards of 10 bucks and a mixed drink around 14... thanks to their cunty sin taxes.

Icelanders feel it's their duty to take Americans to task for our shameful exploitation and mistreatment of minorities... this from translucent-white cunts who have laid eyes on probably a grand total of half a dozen black people in their entire lives... and they've certainly never come into contact with any hardcore American hoodrats.

It's incredibly easy to smash them in an argument... they're truly oblivious to how the wider world functions, and they practically burst into tears when you enlighten them. They're thin-skinned, sheltered and isolated cunts. The population of their entire country is like 300,000... that's like all the people inPittsburgh living on an island the size of Kentucky.

In conclusion... Iceland is Cunt Island.
 

Creasy Bear

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I didn't see any muzzies in Iceland, or any muzzie-like influence. It was nothing more than spineless white guilt socialism run amok cuntery.
 
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I didn't see any muzzies in Iceland, or any muzzie-like influence. It was nothing more than spineless white guilt socialism run amok cuntery.
There appear to only be about 700 Muslims in the entire country. Not a single mosque. The only worship center is in an office building.

Sounds like paradise. Except for the confiscatory tax rates and threats to ban porn.
 

Creasy Bear

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There appear to only be about 700 Muslims in the entire country. Not a single mosque. The only worship center is in an office building.

Sounds like paradise. Except for the confiscatory tax rates and threats to ban porn.
Iceland is far from paradise. It's like Berkeley, CA was set adrift in the North Atlantic... only whiter and cuntier... and governed by Bloomberg.
 

BIV

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Iceland is far from paradise. It's like Berkeley, CA was set adrift in the North Atlantic... only whiter and cuntier... and governed by Bloomberg.
Okay, yeah, that's Hell...except for the white part.
 

Ballbuster1

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Iceland is far from paradise. It's like Berkeley, CA was set adrift in the North Atlantic... only whiter and cuntier... and governed by Bloomberg.
Sounds like another place I'll not bother to visit.
 

whiskeyguy

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My buddy stopped off in Iceland on his way back from Germany, and he said the women fall all over foreign guys because they have a legitimate issue with inbreeding there. I told him it was because he grew up in a town of 1400 people and they just smelled one of their own.
 

Creasy Bear

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My buddy stopped off in Iceland on his way back from Germany, and he said the women fall all over foreign guys because they have a legitimate issue with inbreeding there. I told him it was because he grew up in a town of 1400 people and they just smelled one of their own.
The women fall all over foreign guys to buy them drinks. Like I said... the beers are 10 bucks and the mixed drinks are 14.
 
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