Ideas for Accommodating Earl's Condition

RMPGP

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Now that Earl's "Condition" has been revealed, the show will be more accommodating. So let's give them some suggestions on how they can accommodate him.

> Setup "Sleep Stations" throughout the studio. These will be areas where Earl can take a nap whenever he needs to. A "Sleep Station" should include some comfortable pillows, a soft mat, some headphones and iPod, along with almonds, crackers and gingerale.

> Ron, Fez, and Dave need to speak quieter during the show. Not be so loud, especially if Earl is using a "Sleep Station". They don't want to wake the lil fella up.

> All intro music, break music, and any other music should be soft and easy to sleep to.

> Earl is now in charge of dreaming, and then reporting what his dreams are if he so chooses.

Any other ideas? I can't wait till we get pre-sleep disorder Earl back.
 

nikoloslvy

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why is a doc buying this?
 

RMPGP

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Don't be condescending, it's a serious disease. He just wants to sleep!!!
 

BIV

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Wait, I missed the show today. What is this "condition" he is supposed to have?
 

RMPGP

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Wait, I missed the show today. What is this "condition" he is supposed to have?
After Earl walked out of the show today for not handing out free passes to the John C Reilly concert, Dr Steve pulled a Deux Machina and called and saved Earl's ass by backing him up on the sleep thing, saying he has a condition.
 

Digital_Trauma

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wouldn't he have to get the proper tests and/or sleep study before this can be considered his "condition?" Dr. Steve seems like a great guy, but don't doctors usually wait until the results come in before making statements like this? Or then again, maybe it's all just a radio bit.
 

mikek

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Now that Earl's "Condition" has been revealed, the show will be more accommodating. So let's give them some suggestions on how they can accommodate him.
Is there a pill that grows balls?
 

RENFIELD

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pssst... go with it...

EARL HAS A VERY SERIOUS CONDITION...
A VERY SEVERE PROBLEM THAT MAKES WORK IMPOSSIBLE...

THE PERFECT TIME AND REASON TO REPLACE HIM...
AND KEEP HIM 'TAKEN CARE OF'....

DISABILITY TIME !!!
GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING...
WHICH IS BASICALLY WHAT HE DOES NOW...

BUT TAKES UP SPACE AND ANNOYS RON...

IF EARL FEELS GUILTY ABOUT GETTING
DISABILITY PAYMENTS...
HE CAN BE THE REPORTER ON THE STREET..

A STREET FAR AWAY...
and when he produces a bit or thinks of something to add to the show... he calls in with it...

WHICH MEANS WE'LL NEVER HEAR FROM HIM AGAIN !!!


THE ONLY OTHER WAY TO GET RID OF HIM IS TO PROMOTE HIM,
OR LOSE HIM IN A POKER GAME...
 

NuttyJim

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he really is gonna be livin in a 'frigerator box and never gettin outta bed.
 

mikepop

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Negrosomnia is no laughing matter.From Wiki.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negrosomnia
This article is about the sleeping disorder. For other uses, see Negrosomnia (disnegrambliguation).
Negrosomnia
Classification & external resources ICD-10 F51.0, G47.0
ICD-9 307.42, 307.41, 780.51, 780.52
DiseasesDB 26877-Nig
eMedicine med/2698-Nig
MeSH D007319-Nig

Negrosomnia is a sleeping disorder characterized by the inability to fall asleep and/or the inability to remain asleep for a reasonable amount of time. Negrosomniacs have been known to complain about being unable to close their eyes or "rest their mind" for more than a few hours at a time. Both organic and non-organic Negrosomnia constitute a sleep disorder.Other Characteristics include yelling out "LET ME FINISH!!!" and "I NEVER HAD THE TICKETS!!!".
Their inability to preform the simplest of tasks and walking out of mildly stressful situations may cause researchers to sometimes confuse this condition with laziness.[1][2]
 

WonkaVision

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Buy him a bucket of chicken and a gallon of grape kool-aid. He will sleep like a tar-baby.
 

unklewilly

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I think we should just give Earl 6 months off. He doesnt do a fucking thing in the studio anyway, what can it really hurt? He is in the studio all the time but what does he actually do? He says its for production, but what production? Ron talks for all 3 hours....wheres the production? Fire that lazy fuck, especially for walking out the other day.:action-sm