Ideas for ESD vs PD&CPJ competition

cigarsandscotch

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Jan 13, 2005
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I would like to hear East side Dave and Creampie Johnson compete in some of the following events in the radio war between R&F and O&A.

1) Arm wrestling challenge...with shit placed where your hand gets pinned.



2) Chewing tobacco juice shots until someone (the loser) pukes.

3) worm eating contest (hack but entertaining to watch)


I think most of the "shit" competitions will be shut down by Wikki, so lets help keep this feud alive with realistic but gross suggestions. Any other ideas?
 

SickSean

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easting live scorpions? removed venom sacks so they can still pinch and sting on the way down

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I don't know if there is a contest. I think Cream Pie Jonez wins by default if ESD dies from the dish-soap poisoning.
 

UsedLadBag

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It has to be some sort of timed event where someone will tap out first. This way it goes longer then 30 seconds: Dave eats a loaf of shit, everyone pukes, and Dave celebrates from the hospital.

Think gross where it will get to you eventually...

we need the 55 gallon drum challenge between men.
 

TallBaby

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How about a contest of 'who can go the longest while maintaining a shred of dignity'?
 
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Quexul

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we need the 55 gallon drum challenge between men.
I second this. Not dangerous, extremely entertaining, and Dave screams like a woman. {ProfJonathan, aka Quexul}
 

flyerfan116

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Apr 14, 2005
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I don't know if there is a contest. I think Cream Pie Jonez wins by default if ESD dies from the dish-soap poisoning.
pretty sure that only causes blindness...so it shouldn't be a factor
 

vegasbob

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Something with Gangsta Fag fucking ESD, Ron, & Fez.
R&F waist of a fucking Golden Ticket.
 

NuttyJim

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Feb 18, 2006
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how bout they go just like fight club style, beat the shit out of each other, last man standing wins.
 

SOS

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CPJ re-enacts Herr Opie's fraternity initiation by dropping a marshmallow from his ass on a picture of ESD and then masturbating with it and then...
 

Razor Roman

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Was it Daffy Duck who drank a bottle of Nitroglycerine and then swallowed a lit match?

How about that.
 

seeinred

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I would like to hear East side Dave and Creampie Johnson compete in some of the following events in the radio war between R&F and O&A.



2) Chewing tobacco juice shots until someone (the loser) pukes.
I like that one. My freshman year in college on the hockey team they made all the rookies pack a horseshoe lip top and bottom then chug Steel Reserve until everyone puked. That could be fun.
 
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Drown the Clown

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cream pie jones = jered the intern???
 

commish13

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May 24, 2005
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I suggested it. Does that mean I also get some of them pictures?