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Idiot tries to steal shit in North Korea, cries like bitch, and dies like a bitch.

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  1. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    I have to say, I loved the dad's press conference. Reminds me of the father from the documentary " Dear Zachary".
     
  2. jnoble

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    I get that it's his dad and he's going to spin in his son's defense and make him out to be a total innocent victim, but.... let's be honest. If he wasn't there in the first place AND he didn't stupidly try to steal something, we wouldn't be talking about this. I feel terrible for them all but Otto sounded like a spoiled brat fat boy doing spoiled brat frat boy things in the wrong country.
     
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  3. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Dumb shit had no business being there to begin with.
     
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  4. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    He claimed he did it because someone offered a bounty and his family needed the money - like a $10,000 car. And $200,000 would be paid to his mom if he was detained. Doesn't sound like he was dripping with wealth.
     
  5. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Hmmm maybe a failed Manchurian candidate experiment
     
  6. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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  7. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Hmmmmmmmm I wonder if someone helped him find his way home with a pillow
     
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  8. mr. sin

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    guess your siblings don't need you now dummy
     
  9. blazin

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    A shame for the kid, even more so that's now he's dead, but couldnt help thinking that the old man reminded me of George McFly
     
  10. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Sucks that NK sent us back a broken kid, but I still say he had no business being stupid there to begin with. What did the dummy think was gonna happen?
     
  11. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    What song was he listening to when he dieded?
     
  12. jnoble

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    That's awful. I'm not even doing my usual Wackbag cynical jerk character, being serious. I hope the administration does something to punish NK somehow.
     
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  13. Mags

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    Thread title should be changed to:

    "dies like bitch"
     
  14. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Coldbier.
     
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  15. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Wormier.
     
  16. gorram

    gorram ;)

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    Wait, I thought George was the dummy.
     
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    YaaaaaY!
     
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  18. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Sometimes dreams do come true.
     
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    We should bomb Papau New Guinea. That'll scare the shit out of 'em.
     
  20. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    He was alive while in a country with universal health care, and died when he got back to America. Just sayin'.
     
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    It's pretty hot, I'm going to assume a certain level of sarcasm. Stay hydrated.
     
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    Libtard! Burn in hell ya Commie Jew.
     
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  23. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    His dad owns a metal finishing company that's been featured in Forbes for its rapid growth, and Otto was a "brother" of Theta Chi fraternity.

    His parents are saying the story about the poster is bullshit, and was made up by the NK as an excuse to detain him. Meh, I can see that, but I can also see the frat boy doing something stupid.
     
  24. jnoble

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    All the others in his tour group were left alone and allowed to leave. Nah, as crazy as NK is I absolutely believe he did something dumb that got him arrested. I highly doubt they made all this up just to randomly detain and beat up an American just because.
     
  25. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    He stole a sign, I 100% believe that, and got caught, the got caught lying about it, he was either too stupid to understand that you don't do that shit in a communist dictatorship, or so arrogant that he thought he could get away with it. His trial and sentencing was the NK government making an example of a decadent American devil.
    His illness is a little sketchy but, it is quite possible that he did contract food poisoning, and it did cause brain damage. What i also believe is that the obama administration let the kid hang because he was there on a religious retreat
     
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