If One More Thing Goes Wrong...

samurai

Ridiculum Anserini
#1
...I'm going to be a topic in Current Events for some sort of rampage.

A few weeks ago, my subwoofer died. Last week, my refrigerator's motherboard fried. Today, the main lamp on my HDTV quit. My Girl has been sick for a week, and my Cat just threw up on my nice white carpet. Finally, for the first time, I reached my full-speed limit on my cell phone, with 8 days 'till the new month.

I'm afraid to leave the house for fear of getting in a head-on with a garbage truck.

The (almost) good news, GE sent me a replacement board for the fridge (at no cost). I just replaced it, and all is fine. I ordered a new bulb for the Sony. HD in 48 hours. We'll see about the rest. Ho Ho fucking Ho.

End of vent. :rolleyes:
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#2
You of all people should at least be thankful those are your only problems. No need to go on a killing spree just yet, dude.
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
#3
That's what you get for having a white carpet with pets.
 

samurai

Ridiculum Anserini
#4
You of all people should at least be thankful those are your only problems. No need to go on a killing spree just yet, dude.
There's more...

My elbows hurt after I work out, I'm out of milk, I just broke the G string on my guitar, and I'm follically challenged.

:action-sm

That's what you get for having a white carpet with pets.
Technically, it's off-white. Now it's off-off-white
 

Norm Stansfield

私は亀が好きだ。
#5
I'm pretty sure all of those "problems" are easier to fix than setting up a shooting spree. Especially in this weather. Who wants to go around shooting people when it's cold out?

And by setting up, I mean setting it up like a civilized white person. Not some half-assed homie or white trash retard shooting two people before the gun jams.

So I'm not saying don't do it, but if you do, I want to see a well executed plan of action, a clever and articulate 2000 page manifesto and a proper head-shot for the news. In this day and age, the common sense minimum requirement for a shooting spree is to top this guy:
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#7
And by setting up, I mean setting it up like a civilized white person. Not some half-assed homie or white trash retard shooting two people before the gun jams.

So I'm not saying don't do it, but if you do, I want to see a well executed plan of action, a clever and articulate 2000 page manifesto and a proper head-shot for the news.
Yup, the only way to do it respectably. For the love of God, set yourself up with a target rich environment and give yourself a good field of fire and a defensible position.

Why are assholes always amateurs?
 

DR. Jimcy M.E.

I bring love and cheer.
#8
There's more...

My elbows hurt after I work out, I'm out of milk, I just broke the G string on my guitar, and I'm follically challenged.

:action-sm


Technically, it's off-white. Now it's off-off-white
I say kill everyone.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#9
...I'm going to be a topic in Current Events for some sort of rampage.

A few weeks ago, my subwoofer died. Last week, my refrigerator's motherboard fried. Today, the main lamp on my HDTV quit. My Girl has been sick for a week, and my Cat just threw up on my nice white carpet. Finally, for the first time, I reached my full-speed limit on my cell phone, with 8 days 'till the new month.

I'm afraid to leave the house for fear of getting in a head-on with a garbage truck.

The (almost) good news, GE sent me a replacement board for the fridge (at no cost). I just replaced it, and all is fine. I ordered a new bulb for the Sony. HD in 48 hours. We'll see about the rest. Ho Ho fucking Ho.

End of vent. :rolleyes:
That's an impressive list of first world problems.

 

OccupyWackbag

Registered User
#16
Hate to ad insult to injury but the caviar in your computerized fridge has expired.
 

samurai

Ridiculum Anserini
#17
Vibrating butt plugs have motherboards these days. Welcome to... The Few-cha!
Mine doesn't. Every few months, I just change the batt...

Oh.
_____________________


This is the actual motherboard. It controls the temp readout and starts/stops the compressor. Many of you, unbeknownst, probably have one in your fridge. Mine just happens to have been built in the mid 2000's, otherwise known as the era of faulty Taiwanese capacitors.

 

CougarHunter

Lying causes cat piss smell.
#19
You don't have a teenage daughter and a plentiful supply of negroes nearby do ya?
 

crippledalbino

The God of 42nd Street
Donator
#21
There's more...

I just broke the G string in my ass, and I'm follically challenged.

:action-sm


Technically, my pubes are off-white. Now they're cat-puke and off-off-white
Fixed it for you, you whining girl.
 
#22
If you make the leap from 'tech support' to 'current events'.... god bless ya. I just wanna be able to say 'I knew him when...."
 

samurai

Ridiculum Anserini
#23
If you make the leap from 'tech support' to 'current events'.... god bless ya. I just wanna be able to say 'I knew him when...."
Nah, that won't happen, it's now to the point where it's too comical to make me mad.

Update time. I got the new lamp for my TV this afternoon. I installed it (properly), and it promptly blew in one minute. True story.

As you were. Carry on.
 

TomC

uppity neobarb
#24
Nah, that won't happen, it's now to the point where it's too comical to make me mad.

Update time. I got the new lamp for my TV this afternoon. I installed it (properly), and it promptly blew in one minute. True story.

As you were. Carry on.
Find out WHY the part is bad, not what part is bad. That the difference between a $50 trunk slammer and why my company get $151.00 for my first hour in my field.

edit: I wont delete this rambling mess of a post, just like you to know i'm on my 4th 14.9 oz Guinness
 
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