If you could bring anyone from the past here today...

jrsaint

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If I could bring anyone from the dead back alive today I would pick George Washington. I think it would blow his mind and then anger him the way the government fucks over the bill of rights and the public for their own gain.
 

Voodoo Ben

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Bettie Page.

so i could fuck her.
 

fletcher

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My father... whaaaaaa :( :( :( :( ....just kidding it would be Obi Wan Kenobi.
 

Konstantin K

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Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Socrates, Billy the Kid, Beethoven, Abe Lincoln, and Joan of Arc. See, me and my buddy have been putting off this assignment for history class and it's due tomorrow....
 

fletcher

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Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Socrates, Billy the Kid, Beethoven, Abe Lincoln, and Joan of Arc. See, me and my buddy have been putting off this assignment for history class and it's due tomorrow....
Damn, that sounds like it would make a kick ass movie.
 

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Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Socrates, Billy the Kid, Beethoven, Abe Lincoln, and Joan of Arc. See, me and my buddy have been putting off this assignment for history class and it's due tomorrow....
Peoples of historic import.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
 

lajikal

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If I could bring anyone from the dead back alive today I would pick George Washington. I think it would blow his mind and then anger him the way the government fucks over the bill of rights and the public for their own gain.
They begged him to stay. He knew it was doomed. Been down hill ever since. The dog n pony show is the same even with a supposed ****** in office.
 

Haeder

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Andrew Jackson.

"Thy president is a what?!?!? Fetch my cane and dueling pistols! Wagons east...to the Whitehouse!"
 

Sinn Fein

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Either FDR or Lyndon Johnson so they could see what entitlement programs have done to the country.
 

Pigdango

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Either FDR or Lyndon Johnson so they could see what entitlement programs have done to the country.
I'll do you one better- MLK just so I could watch him cry.
 

LiddyRules

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Frederic Wertham (I would really love to take one of those 1950s moralists and show them what popular culture has become) or Benjamin Franklin (for obvious reasons)
 

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If I had a time machine I'd love to bring back Ed Koch and see what he thinks about the condition of NYC nowadays