If you could travel through time....

Buster H

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Wackbag Staff
#1
I don't know why I think of stupid shit like this, but I guess I get bored while driving in the car some times.

If you could travel back in time to see an event, what would it be?


Some of the things I have thought of:

1. See the dinosaurs
2. See the Kennedy assination from the grassy knoll to see if someone was there
3. See the impact that destroyed the dinosaurs
4. Visit rome during the peak of their empire
5. See the Pyramids right after they were completed
6. Of course, there's also the go back to Tuesday morning with the winning Mega Millions numbers too
 

CM Mark

The East is Ours!
#2
Go baack and kick ESD's mother in the stomach when she was pregnant with him
 
#4
I was just thinking about this a few minutes ago... strange.

I was thinking I'd take a ton of CDs and a CD player with me about 20-30 years and start the most successful band in history by ripping off all the music that hadn't come out yet.

Think about it, no more stupidity from ass hole musicians, because I could be that millionaire ass hole and like, not touch kids at my ranch or eat a shot gun.
 
#5
nah, I would go back to christmas, 1984 when "Santa" brought me the GI Joe Cobra Rattler verical takeoff jet...There was a metal rod that connected through the body to hold the 2 wings on. Well, somehow that rod dissappeared when I opened the jet. We tore apart the livingroom and I never found it. to this day i still don' think it was in the package...I had to glue the wings in a fixed flying position so I couldn't use the vert takeoff...yeah..that's what I want to see :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Rattler
 

RobeSoup&Tears

Get 'em while they're hot
#6
- Of course Mega Lotto numbers would be most important.
- A T-Rex hunt in Montana also good.
- Christ related, Birth, Crucifixion or just hanging....bring popcorn
 

Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
#7
I would go back to '89 and try to get in 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'....they had a lot of the cool places covered, plus I get to hang with Carlin.
 

Creampier

I have to return some videotapes!
#10
I'd buy a sports almanac and go back in time to give it to my 18 year old self, so I can bet on the races and games and NEVER lose!!

Then I'd build a hotel and casino in place of the old dilapidated courthouse in the center of town

 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
#11
I'd buy a sports almanac and go back in time to give it to my 18 year old self, so I can bet on the races and games and NEVER lose!!

Then I'd build a hotel and casino in place of the old dilapidated courthouse in the center of town

God damn it,

you beat me to the joke, butthead.

Make like a tree and get outta here.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#12
Kick my mother in the stomach in December of 1982
 

Glenn Dandy

THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.
#13
I would just go to the 50's when life didnt suck.
 

BCH

Doesn't need your acknowledgement on Twitter
Wackbag Staff
#14
Buy a dozen '70 Hemi 'Cudas?
 
#18
If it was only for one event, would love to witness Picket's Charge during the Civil War.
 

martianvirus

READY THE ANALPROBES!!!!!!!!
#21
Seriously though, I think it's ignorant to think that the best historical even to view, happened on Earth. The universe is huge. And then there is the multi-verse and parallel worlds. What if you could go to a world where the Roman Empire never fell? Or Hitler took over the world? Now those kind of things would be interesting to see.
 

fkornre

Boogity Boogity Boogity...Let's go racing boys...
#23
i would go back and watch the conception of me :)
 

WhiskeyWhispers

I Want To Kill You All
#24
I would show slave traders interracial porn and save us all from a giant fucking headache.
 

PyThomas

Coke float's in my cup
#25
First I'd go back to 1969 and experience Woodstock.

Then I'd hit Manchester, England in 1987 and spend an evening at the Hacienda.
 
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