If You Were In "Top Gun", What Would Be Your Call Sign?

SallieTomato

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Mine would be "FlapJack".
Because I like to eat flapjacks.

What about yours?
 

tattered

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Tomato Crusher
 

Norm Stansfield

私は亀が好きだ。
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Mine would be "FlapJack".
Because I like to eat flapjacks.
Your should be "battered woman syndrome", because apparently you have it. Why else would you keep coming back for more?

You realize that you could just make a new account, and then we won't automatically abuse you every time you post, right? At least not right away...eventually we'd probably grow to hate you all over again, but who knows...maybe you learned from your mistakes and we won't.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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Mine would be Stewed Tomato.
 

SallieTomato

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Gee, you guys aren't getting into the spirit of this at all!
 

gleet

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Mater Hater
 

Evilton

Why do black people call each other "Monica"?
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Tall glass of milk
 

SallieTomato

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You mean der krrriegsmarine und dem luftwaffe, don'tcha Naziboy?
 
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Your call sign should be Goose.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

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Also too wordy. Remember it goes on a helmet. 20 characters max
So my second choice of "Sallietomato is a cunt and I wish he would fall into a swimming pool of AIDS-infected razors and get AIDS and die of AIDS while we all laugh and point at his misfortune" is also out?