With the two big lottery jackpots this week, it inevitably turns to what would you do with the money. This isn't about that. This is a very specific question. How would you quit your job. I'd love to walk into a meeting and just whip out my junk, but that could lead to lawsuits. It would also be great to just destry some shit at work, but that could lead to legal difficulties. Here is the best thing I could come up with. I work in a facility where they are terribly anal about safety. I have been stopped/talked to for doing the following things: 1. Walking down the stairs without having my hand on the hand rail. 2. Walking while reading my pager/cell phone/pda. 3. Standing on my tool box to reach into one of your systems. 4. Sitting on a wooden crate while on the computer. Yeah.. you read that right. A guy walked past my cube an asked me if I needed a chair. I told him no, he walked away and came back 10 sec later and told me that I could not sit on that while on the computer because it wasn't "ergonomically correct" and told me I was risking an injury 5. Someone walked by my cube and saw me using the touch pad on my laptop instead of a mouse....... same thing. I was warned for not using good ergonomic practices. With all of that said, I think I would ride my bike to work and then bring it into the building. They allow us to do that. Once I got into the building, I'd hop on and take off!!!! As ridiculous as that sounds, the safety people would fucking lose it. My badge would be pulled and I would never be allowed back on site.