I'll sue you! Sue everybody!!!

Creasy Bear

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Cliff notes...

Nig nog runs into a local grocery store, grabs an unarmed female security guard and demands the monies, Lebowski. The store manager comes in, pulls his personal gat, and goodifies the schvoog.

The schvoog's mother sued the grocery chain for the "wrongful death" of her sweet, innocent angel...

http://www.indystar.com/article/201...spect-s-fatal-shooting-during-robbery-attempt

Nearly six months after Jeremy Atkinson was shot and killed by a Kroger store manager during an attempted robbery, his mother is seeking more than $75,000 in damages in a wrongful-death lawsuit filed against the supermarket chain.

BUT... that's not all!

Now... the female security guard is also suing the grocery chain AND THE MANAGER... because... wait for it....

She suffered 'extreme mental anguish and emotional distress" in witnessing the nagger goodification process.

http://fox59.com/2012/12/20/securit...al-shooting-of-would-be-robber/#axzz2KKN6O5RX[

Security guard suing Kroger, manager following fatal shooting of would-be robber.
Hooray for lawyers!
 

Mags

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Don't blame lawyers. It's the system. (Dont hate the playa, hate da game)
 

Haeder

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$75,000 for the "wrongful death" of a criminal........is there a paypal/kickstarter we can donate to?
 

whiskeyguy

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$75,000? But robbery has the potential to generate more than that in a lifetime... the value of this "victim's" life should be at least $150,000.
 

Hog's Big Ben

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his mother is seeking more than $75,000 in damages in a wrongful-death lawsuit
1) I'm okay with that. White people get more than that when they slip on poop at Petsmart.

2) Only $75,000 to kill one? Is there a two-for-one discount?
 

jules

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1) I'm okay with that. White people get more than that when they slip on poop at Petsmart.

2) Only $75,000 to kill one? Is there a two-for-one discount?
are you ok with her getting 75k for her son being killed while he was robbing the store, or am i just being literal larry?
 

Hog's Big Ben

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are you ok with her getting 75k for her son being killed while he was robbing the store, or am i just being literal larry?
I'm okay with her seeking a typical white man's yearly salary for the entire life of her uppity offspring. Just goes to show they really don't value their own lives.
 

CougarHunter

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Such a lawsuit would have to go federal here, because KS has a specific exemption in the law for use of arms in this situation. I imagine that Indiana does as well, so district court would just throw it out.
 

Mags

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I'm okay with her seeking a typical white man's yearly salary for the entire life of her uppity offspring. Just goes to show they really don't value their own lives.
Shouldn't it be reduced to 3/5 of the award?
 

THE FEZ MAN

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typical
 

jnoble

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was he yet another "good kid with a rough background who was trying to clean up his life" who clearly didn't deserve to get shot?
 

jnoble

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I've pointed out here a few times over the years that when I watch the news and they interview the mother of an "unruly urban youth" who just got wasted, most of the time on camera they seem more annoyed and angry than anything else. "WHY DEY HAFF TO SHOOT MY BABY?? DIS IS RACIST!!" If it was me or people I know, our parents would be too devestated and in shock to talk to anyone much less the media. With these people it's more like an inconveinence than a shocking murder.
 

BIV

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Was his name "Boo?"
 

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Why dey gots ta shoot him up like dat? He was gawn to go to commun'ty collige and straytin hiz life out!
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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The store should counter-sue the mother for not having an abortion.