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I'll sue you! Sue everybody!!!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Creasy Bear, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Cliff notes...

    Nig nog runs into a local grocery store, grabs an unarmed female security guard and demands the monies, Lebowski. The store manager comes in, pulls his personal gat, and goodifies the schvoog.

    The schvoog's mother sued the grocery chain for the "wrongful death" of her sweet, innocent angel...


    BUT... that's not all!

    Now... the female security guard is also suing the grocery chain AND THE MANAGER... because... wait for it....

    She suffered 'extreme mental anguish and emotional distress" in witnessing the nagger goodification process.

    Hooray for lawyers!
     
  2. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Don't blame lawyers. It's the system. (Dont hate the playa, hate da game)
     
  3. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Is it okay if I just hate everything and everybody?
     
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  4. Haeder

    Haeder South Dakota

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    $75,000 for the "wrongful death" of a criminal........is there a paypal/kickstarter we can donate to?
     
  5. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Deep pockets. Lawyers love deep pockets. I hope Kroger fights this to the end.
     
  6. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    $75,000? But robbery has the potential to generate more than that in a lifetime... the value of this "victim's" life should be at least $150,000.
     
  7. Mags

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    It's really your best bet.
     
  8. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    1) I'm okay with that. White people get more than that when they slip on poop at Petsmart.

    2) Only $75,000 to kill one? Is there a two-for-one discount?
     
  9. jules

    jules uppity taxpayer

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    no, its the *******
     
  10. jules

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    are you ok with her getting 75k for her son being killed while he was robbing the store, or am i just being literal larry?
     
  11. Neon

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    Future potential stealings.
     
  12. Floyd1977

    Floyd1977 Registered User

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    Yes, but they authored the rules to "da game"
     
  13. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    I'm okay with her seeking a typical white man's yearly salary for the entire life of her uppity offspring. Just goes to show they really don't value their own lives.
     
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  14. jules

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    good point
     
  15. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Such a lawsuit would have to go federal here, because KS has a specific exemption in the law for use of arms in this situation. I imagine that Indiana does as well, so district court would just throw it out.
     
  16. Mags

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    Shouldn't it be reduced to 3/5 of the award?
     
  17. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Former upstanding citizen...

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  18. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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  19. jnoble

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    was he yet another "good kid with a rough background who was trying to clean up his life" who clearly didn't deserve to get shot?
     
  20. Ballbuster1

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    Aren't they all?
     
  21. jnoble

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    I've pointed out here a few times over the years that when I watch the news and they interview the mother of an "unruly urban youth" who just got wasted, most of the time on camera they seem more annoyed and angry than anything else. "WHY DEY HAFF TO SHOOT MY BABY?? DIS IS RACIST!!" If it was me or people I know, our parents would be too devestated and in shock to talk to anyone much less the media. With these people it's more like an inconveinence than a shocking murder.
     
  22. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Was his name "Boo?"
     
  23. mascan42

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    Why dey gots ta shoot him up like dat? He was gawn to go to commun'ty collige and straytin hiz life out!
     
  24. Mags

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    No, that's just what he says all the time now.
     
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  25. d0uche_n0zzle

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    The store should counter-sue the mother for not having an abortion.
     

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