Impatient Dunkin Donuts Customer Slashes Man Ahead of Him in Line

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Tuesday, 16 October 2007


NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) -- A man ordering coffee at doughnut shop was slashed by another customer who police say was apparently upset over the time it was taking to complete the transaction.

Martin Forte, 41, of Newington was taken to Yale-New Haven Hospital after being attacked inside a Dunkin' Donuts shop on Chapel Street in New Haven just before 2 p.m.

Police say the attacker was behind Forte in line, seemed impatient and became enraged when Forte inquired how much coffee a large cup would hold.

The attacker slashed Forte on the neck with a box-cutter style knife, then fled, police said.

Police say Forte's injuries were not life threatening.

No arrests have been made.
 

Simby19

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Wow that's a tad irrational. It reminds me of the episode of 'Curb' a few weeks back with the ice cream sampling.
 
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I'll be more careful when the fuck up my coffee.
 

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He got pissed when the lady said "You have three left."
 

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I hate those assholes who keep asking useless questions in line. Fucking shit there are people behind you.
 

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I miss the 80,s.


White crime is kinda fun:)


And laden with lessons.

Sure some of us are insane..... but we don't have guns:)


And we are just teaching the kids without daddys.

How to be Right. ( Screamin Chris Rock voice)
 

LiddyRules

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I hate those assholes who keep asking useless questions in line. Fucking shit there are people behind you.
Maybe those fucking register cunts should understand what black coffee means. When they ask how I want it, and I say "Black" they shouldn't ask "cream and sugar?" What the fuck do they think I mean?
 

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i cant count the number of times i have wanted to stab people in lin e in front of me
 

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I completely identify with Knifey McStabenstein. DD coffee is THAT good.

Fuck you with your Croissant Spanish Cheese Omwich order that's going to take half an hour. Order a fucking cup of coffee and a doughnut, and make it quick! I'm in a god-damn hurry!

Police say the attacker was behind Forte in line, seemed impatient and became enraged when Forte inquired how much coffee a large cup would hold.
It'll hold about as much blood as I can drain out of your jugular vein in 30 seconds. What a fucking douche. :icon_roll

No arrests have been made.
Of course not. No jury in the world would convict this hero for the justifiable slashing of an utter boob.
 

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Another thing...

To anyone who orders their coffee with four sugars or more... just skip the coffee and have them put a Snickers bar in a cup for you.

If you need that much sugar in your coffee, then here's a newsflash for you... you don't like coffee.

Just stop the nonsense, and order a hot chocolate, fat body.
 

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I guess dude should have paid with his visa debit card.
 

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New Haven ?, guaranteed it's an illegal that committed this crime, wait and see.
 

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I completely identify with Knifey McStabenstein. DD coffee is THAT good.

Fuck you with your Croissant Spanish Cheese Omwich order that's going to take half an hour. Order a fucking cup of coffee and a doughnut, and make it quick! I'm in a god-damn hurry!
Make it even faster and order a medium (or large) #1 with half & half and two splenda. They will then ask what donuts you want and you will reply 2 jelly please.

Dammit now I'm fuckin' starvin ... anyone wanna go to DD's for me?
 

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Isn't QT visiting Conn with Jimmy?


I think the lesson here is don't stand in front of QT and her doughnut
 

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Police say the attacker was behind Forte in line, seemed impatient and became enraged when Forte inquired how much coffee a large cup would hold.
I believe Mr. Forte got his just desserts for asking such a stupid question.