have retard fights. Duct tape box knives to their hands and send them at each doing the old pinwheel arms. Dogs make good pets and protect property, and you can eat chickens, so these creatures have an intrinsic value. Retards don't make good companions, you can't trust them alone in your house, and you can't eat them to the best of my knowledge. Best of all they have no thoughts or feelings like people and animals. It's the best solution to our disagreement between animal lovers and blood sport enthusiasts.