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In Mother Russia, Wolf Attack Town

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Haeder, Jan 7, 2013.

  1. Haeder

    Haeder South Dakota

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    Anybody up for a Siberian vacation?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...e-of-emergency-in-Russias-Siberia-region.html

     
  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Ak's for all with standard magazines. Lots of them.
     
  3. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    I say bullshit. They blamed "unusually harsh winters". We all know that's not true.
     
  4. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Fuck super pack....that's called a fucking onslaught! The sheer dynamics involved in a 400 wolf pack is mind boggling.
     
  5. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    A dozen belt fed weapons, with interlocking fields of fire, and you could cut them down in short order.
     
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  6. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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  7. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    of course..but that has to be one HELLUVA alpha wolf!!!!!
     
  8. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Inb4 "Bbbbbbbut global warming maaaaaaaannnnnnnnn"!
     
  9. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    So that six figure prize? What is it in US currency?

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  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I don't remember there being that many of them.

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  11. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    I wonder which of these scenarios is more likely:

    1. After hundreds of thousands of years of existence, in the year of our Lord 2013 wolves have suddenly completely changed their behavior and have begun forming packs of hundreds, which are laying siege to towns like in a fucking horror movie.

    2. A lying politician and a clueless journalist formed a super-pack of retardation that shat out this little tale.
     
  12. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Like its not?
     
  13. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Duran Duran should totally do a concert there.
     
  14. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    There is option #3. Before we started killing the fuck out of them this wasn't all that unusual.
     

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