Increase your ropes!

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
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Seragen. Increases a man's "ropes".

What are a man's "ropes"? :icon_roll

Lingiddy Longiddy!

Must be the grossest, most intellectually insulting commercial on XM yet...and there have been some doozies.







p.s. "did you just put a firecracker in my vagina?" ahhh the memories....
 

Stig

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Sweet Release was pretty bad, too.
 

Dirty330

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My ropes have done their job at least twice now, thank you very much.
I have 2 junior-endusers to show for it in 3 years.

I will agree... the commercial is borderline douche-chill.
 

FruitMunkey

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I agree...absolutely witless!

Does anybody in the XM marketing dept. really think that we are gullible enough to buy a pill to get bigger dicks or longer ropes??

Yuck!
 

PartyRock24

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When i first heard it i kind of laughed then i was like what the fuck is xm marketing thinking?
 

Fruit Monkey

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its like he is having multiples. and every girl loves a man who can deliver a long last orgasm? does she? cause the pill is for him not u whore!
 

ol' Cabey leg

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Gotta make a bit out of this. A Jimmy before and after rope perhaps.
 

Baggy Spandex

This stinks and I don't like it.
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My favorite part about the commercial is when you can hear the guy holding back laughter when he starts talking about your prostate.
 

Monstercloud

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Yeah, increase my ropes, because i want to play Cat's Cradle with a girl..
 

UsedLadBag

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Horny Goat Weed anyone?

Linger Loedwhfdfhasjgadssfhgjws122wws!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!11!
 
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I HAAAAAATE this ad!!!!

Rather hear about Harry, Tell them about the deal!!!

Ling..... uh!
 
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and the very next post...

I LIIIIKE this ad!!!!

It makes me laugh. It's not overly played and it's an odd spot. I just imagine slinging strands of loads across the room.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
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The one I hate now is the add about making money on the internet that starts "we'll return to the show in a moment" and tries to be all casual like. You're not fooling anyone, cumfucker.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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#22
Ropes?


[nsfw]


I really mean this one:
[nsfw]
[/nsfw][/nsfw]
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
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#25
Reminds me of the "slinging Web" bit from the old days
Don't you mean "Slinging lead?" Or are you referring to a different bit?

Bone dry, snarlins.