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WhiteHonkyDevil

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The wife made applesauce in ours last night. Tastes great.

Tonight's gonna be a roast and veggies.
I don't suppose you could hook me up with a recipe? I fucking love applesauce, but haven't had any in a long time.

BTW, does anyone use that squatty potty thing? I hear it's pretty helpful.
My girl got me one for Christmas 2016. On a recommendation from her father. He kept raving about it during Christmas dinner. That was a weird evening. It doesn't fit very well in my bathroom, so I don't use it often. The few times I have, it's kind of uncomfortable, but does the trick pretty nicely.
 

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I tried cooking my moms stuffed cabbage in it tonight, they didn’t turn out as good as hers
 

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I don't suppose you could hook me up with a recipe? I fucking love applesauce, but haven't had any in a long time.
Here you go.


Makes about 4 cups:
10 to 12 medium apples. Peel, core and dice roughly
1/2 cup apple cider, apple juice or water
1 cinnamon stick broken in half or powder to taste
Honey or Lemon Juice (optional)


Add apples,liquid and cinnamon sticks to pot.
Manual cook on high pressure for 4 minutes.
Turn off, natural pressure release.
Stir and remove cinnamon sticks if used.
Add powder to taste if desired.
If too sweet, add lemon juice to taste.
If too tart, add honey to taste.

Blend if a smoother consistency is desired.
We left it slightly chunky. It was good but a little watery when hot.
Cooled in the fridge over night thickened it up nicely.
 

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Haunch of swine.



Browned it well, then shoved it in the IP.



Big fucker. It barely fit in the pot. Gonna do it for 90 minutes. I want it soft and shreddy. I'm going for a pork and red beans dish I had in New Orleans.

May the doGs of pressure cooking smile upon my pork butt.
 

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How do you add the beans to the rest of the dish? Just slop them on the side or do you cook it with the shredded pork?
The only thing in the IP was the butt, beef stock, onions and seasoning.

I did the rice and beans separate, but I used some of the soppins from the IP to cook the rice.
 

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I would do the same. Infuse that rice with goodness.

I'd make sure to use a fat skimmer first though. Pork shoulder/butt has a shit ton of fat.
I did my metal bowl in the freezer trick. Fifteen minutes, and you can skim the fat right off easy peasy.
 

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My girl and I were out and about and she mentioned this pot of wizardry. The hens at her job were telling her about how great it was, low and behold, I see this thread and says to myself, self, if these douche bags are all in on it, it must be good.
We don't use our slow cooker too often. Best bone in ham I ever had was when we left it in the cooker ( for what we thought was too long) about 4 hrs, slow and low. It fell apart so tender. Now I could just add gasoline and press soup
 

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Can I join in this circle jerk?
My girl and I were out and about and she mentioned this pot of wizardry. The hens at her job were telling her about how great it was, low and behold, I see this thread and says to myself, self, if these douche bags are all in on it, it must be good.
We don't use our slow cooker too often. Best bone in ham I ever had was when we left it in the cooker ( for what we thought was too long) about 4 hrs, slow and low. It fell apart so tender. Now I could just add gasoline and press soup
It's one of the best things I ever bought. And much like when I bought my Breville smart oven, the wife rolled her eyes at me when it arrived. Yet, she uses it practically every day. We're not quite there with the instant pot, but she's online poking around for recipes and trying different things.
 

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Cooked a brisket last night. When it was done tossed in some cubes of potatoes, carrots and some onion. A few minutes later it’s all done.
 
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An Instant Pot is like using a transporter while everyone else is stuck flying in airplanes.
 

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An Instant Pot is like using an HHR while everyone else is stuck pedaling a girl's bike.
 

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It's one of the best things I ever bought. And much like when I bought my Breville smart oven, the wife rolled her eyes at me when it arrived. Yet, she uses it practically every day. We're not quite there with the instant pot, but she's online poking around for recipes and trying different things.
We got one of dem Breville's , too. Love it

Ok, so now I was reading there were a couple to get. Cosori or the IP
 
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THE FEZ MAN

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I noticed that the Teflon is chipping off my instant pot knock off, I’m grumpy about it
 

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I noticed that the Teflon is chipping off my instant pot knock off, I’m grumpy about it
I wouldn't worry about that
Guessing you ate your share of paint chips as a lad
Doesn't seem to have affected you
 

THE FEZ MAN

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I wouldn't worry about that
Guessing you ate your share of paint chips as a lad
Doesn't seem to have affected you
My mother had the “potato pot” which at one time had a coating of the old times brown “Teflon” on the inside, after 20 years of running a hand mixer in it, the Teflon magically disappeared, right into my belly, at least once a week, she also hit me with it severely denting the bottom, it was my first experience with streightning metal, my dad out on the front stoop with a block of wood and a hammer taking my head imprint out of the bottom.
I never once complained again about hating stuffed cabbage and mashed potatoes
 

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I got these this week. Now I gotta figure out something to make with them.