Interesting Quotes

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#26
"Raven always tells the truth, even when he lies."

- Sinister Minister, ECW on TNN
 

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
#27
While serving as a subaltern in the Boer War, the young Churchill was asked by a superior officer to give his opinion of the Boers as soldiers.
“They’re assholes, sir,” he ventured, then paused briefly and added, with a whimsical smile, “They’re assholes.”
This made me laugh like an idiot.
 

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
#28
Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Sean Connery in the movie The Rock
 

tattered

Uber-Aryan
Wackbag Staff
#29
"Since the dawn of history the Negro has owned the continent of Africa - rich beyond the dream of poet’s fancy, crunching acres of diamonds beneath his bare black feet and yet he never picked one up from the dust until a white man showed to him its glittering light.

His land swarmed with powerful and docile animals, yet he never dreamed a harness, cart, or sled.

A hunter by necessity, he never made an axe, spear, or arrowhead worth preserving beyond the moment of its use. He lived as an ox, content to graze for an hour.

In a land of stone and timber he never sawed a foot of lumber, carved a block, or built a house save of broken sticks and mud.

With league on league of ocean strand and miles of inland seas, for four thousand years he watched their surface ripple under the wind, heard the thunder of the surf on his beach, the howl of the storm over his head, gazed on the dim blue horizon calling him to worlds that lie beyond, and yet he never dreamed a sail.”

— Charles Darwin
Darwin really say that?
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
Donator
#30
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-Mark Twain
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#34
Sorry for the double post.- La KosherNstra
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#35
"We built the prisons
With their bars
We built the churches and spires
We built the palaces and government houses
We built these slums where we starve

We are a mirror
A distant mirror
When you look at us you will see
All your hopes
All your dreams
Crushed upon the sea"

- Will Shatter (Flipper), "Survivors of the Plague" - Gone Fishin' (1984)
 
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Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#36
"You have the right to kill me. You have the right to do that, but you have no right to judge me."

- Col. Kurtz (Marlon Brando), Apocalypse Now
 
#37
"We got a counterculture you can buy of a shelf
If you're losing your identity try somebody else...
We're the target market of a corporate hoax
Our generation is a fucking joke"-Billy Talent "Surprise, Surprise"
 

Voodoo Ben

The African Dream
#38
the full quote:

"I want to write about people I love, and put them into a fictional world spun out of my own mind, not the world we actually have, because the world we actually have does not meet my standards. Okay, so I should revise my standards; I'm out of step. I should yield to reality. I have never yielded to reality. That's what SF is all about. If you wish to yield to reality, go read Philip Roth; read the New York literary establishment mainstream bestselling writers….This is why I love SF. I love to read it; I love to write it. The SF writer sees not just possibilities but wild possibilities. It's not just 'What if' - it's 'My God; what if' - in frenzy and hysteria. The Martians are always coming."

- Philip K. Dick
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#39
Since Demolition Man came up in another thread...

"You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, 'Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?' I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy Magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing 'I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener'."

- Edgar Friendly (Denis Leary), Demolition Man (1993)
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#40
"Evangelistic Nazis
You cannot frighten me
The name you take in vain shall judge you for eternity

I spit in the eye of Satan
Spit right in your eye too
You are the spooks you're chasing
You know not what you do

[...]

If there be such a being
Then thou art Anti-christ
Turn men against their children
Turn beauty into vice

I say thy God shall smite thee
He will perceive thy lust
His wrath shall fall upon thee
Thou that betray his trust"

- Lemmy Kilmister (Motörhead), "Bad Religion" - March or Die (1992)
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#41
"Let the sword of reason shine
Let us be free of prayer and shrine
God's face is hidden, turned away
He never has a word to say
He was never on your side
God was never on your side
Let right or wrong alone decide
God was never on your side"

- Lemmy (Motörhead), "God Was Never on Your Side" - Kiss of Death (2006)

(I don't mean to keep making these all anti-religion or all song lyrics, but these are just the quotes that I've been standing out in my mind lately.)
 

somnarium

deftones or somefuckin' body
#42
"Let the sword of reason shine
Let us be free of prayer and shrine
God's face is hidden, turned away
He never has a word to say
He was never on your side
God was never on your side
Let right or wrong alone decide
God was never on your side"

- Lemmy (Motörhead), "God Was Never on Your Side" - Kiss of Death (2006)

(I don't mean to keep making these all anti-religion or all song lyrics, but these are just the quotes that I've been standing out in my mind lately.)
Never apologize for quoting Lemmy. That mumblemouth addict makes more sense than he ever should.

I will be very weak the day he dies.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#45
Lemmy should know whose side god is on, since he is god.
Lemmy doesn't take sides, for He is a just god who rules not by decree, but by sheer overwhelming awesomeness. Mere men simply feel compelled to obey His word.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#46
I'm on an insatiable Motörhead kick.

"The beast behind our eyes is loose
The day has come, the day has come
We march to Armageddon, hungry for the war
I see the hated enemy, I see what I was taught to see

And one of us will bend the knee
We understand the law

The blood lust jerks our legs to march
Fife and drum, fife and drum
Our eyes are fixed and fearless
Searching for the war
Our statesmen deal in blood and lies
100 million stifled cries, 100 million wasted lives
Already gone before

So March or Die, March or Die
The stench of death is in the sky
We never fail to satisfy
We rend with tooth and claw

Sword and shield and jackboot heel
We love to kill, we love to kill
We love the taste of our own blood
Squirm in our own gore

Children weep and widows wail
Our education systems fail
To hide our guilt we build more jails
and we shall build still more
Our forests die, the stranglehold
That we put on the earth for gold
Will yet increase ten thousand fold
And no one knows what for

March and die, March and die
Defecate, despoil and lie
Cheat, dissemble, preach and spy
Build your house of straw

Laugh and cry, laugh and cry
Bloody sunset drowns the sky
For Earth to heal then we must die
No one deserves it more

I tell you we are doomed my friends
Our time is come, our time is come
We live within a charnel house
Rotten to the core
We glorify lust, greed & pain
We drown our hope in poison rain
We point the finger, shift the blame
Ambition makes us whores

March or croak, march or croak
All your lives a cosmic joke
Fill your days with piss and smoke
The wolf waits at your door

Burn and dance, burn and dance
Sex, death, torture, false romance
Whoop and howl, you have no chance
Burn and rise no more"

- Lemmy (Motörhead), "March ör Die" - March ör Die (1992)
 

DiggerNick

Well-Known Member
Donator
#47
"Never date a co-star who's pussy smells like her butthole..."

- Charlie Sheen

A wise man indeed.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#48
I'm on an insatiable Motörhead kick.

"The beast behind our eyes is loose
The day has come, the day has come
We march to Armageddon, hungry for the war
I see the hated enemy, I see what I was taught to see

And one of us will bend the knee
We understand the law

The blood lust jerks our legs to march
Fife and drum, fife and drum
Our eyes are fixed and fearless
Searching for the war
Our statesmen deal in blood and lies
100 million stifled cries, 100 million wasted lives
Already gone before

So March or Die, March or Die
The stench of death is in the sky
We never fail to satisfy
We rend with tooth and claw

Sword and shield and jackboot heel
We love to kill, we love to kill
We love the taste of our own blood
Squirm in our own gore

Children weep and widows wail
Our education systems fail
To hide our guilt we build more jails
and we shall build still more
Our forests die, the stranglehold
That we put on the earth for gold
Will yet increase ten thousand fold
And no one knows what for

March and die, March and die
Defecate, despoil and lie
Cheat, dissemble, preach and spy
Build your house of straw

Laugh and cry, laugh and cry
Bloody sunset drowns the sky
For Earth to heal then we must die
No one deserves it more

I tell you we are doomed my friends
Our time is come, our time is come
We live within a charnel house
Rotten to the core
We glorify lust, greed & pain
We drown our hope in poison rain
We point the finger, shift the blame
Ambition makes us whores

March or croak, march or croak
All your lives a cosmic joke
Fill your days with piss and smoke
The wolf waits at your door

Burn and dance, burn and dance
Sex, death, torture, false romance
Whoop and howl, you have no chance
Burn and rise no more"

- Lemmy (Motörhead), "March ör Die" - March ör Die (1992)
I could cleaned up that copy-pasta a bit more.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#49
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken​
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#50
"The government I live under has been my enemy all my active life. [...] So far as I can recall I have never had any contact with it that was not an outrage on my dignity and an attack on my security."

- H. L. Mencken
 
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