Is E-Rok a miserable person?

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Seems like everyone else has a good time...Troyquan, Sam, Danny, RoRo....but E-Rock (E-Rok or however you spell it) always seems moody and miserable. What's his problem?
 

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He's fat, that's like five notches from being an n-person.

As for Sam being happy, I doubt it, dude does like two shows and a podcast and makes like 35$ an hour. Not to mention his lack of sleep, childish diet etc.

Troyquan.....eeech.
 

vice86

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lol, that may be true about sam, but he sounds like a happy go lucky guy on the shows. When ever you hear Eric he sounds like he's always annoyed..except when he has to intro worst of bits.
 

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I think Sam's very happy. He's doin what he loves and sees a future in it.
I'm sure he's even happier knowing he annoys the douches here.

As for Eric, tough to be happy when everyone rags on you and makes
you the butt of constant fat jokes.
 

KyleDriver

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Has he ever hosted a show on the SNV?
 
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I wonder what Opie would do if Eric quit. When Steve got fired he lost his main lightning rod but if Eric leaves who's left?
 

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I think that eRock is very happy with his current lot in life and I honestly think that is why so many people hate him for it. He is married, got a nice house, stable job, and he is trying to have a kid. He does what he wants and for the first time in his life he isnt trying to live up to the assholes telling him what he should do. Fuck the haters, Im team eRock 100%.
 

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I wonder what Opie would do if Eric quit. When Steve got fired he lost his main lightning rod but if Eric leaves who's left?
What are you talking about? Not like I'm any better, not by a long shot, but Opie is a multimillionaire surrounded by losers making sub 40 grand in Manhattan.
 

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Seems like everyone else has a good time...Troyquan, Sam, Danny, RoRo....but E-Rock (E-Rok or however you spell it) always seems moody and miserable. What's his problem?
He's in a position where the job description is to be beat up by your underlings and your bosses.

He's fat, that's like five notches from being an n-person.
To Opie, being fat is the worst thing a human being can be other than a fat woman. And he believes pointing this out on YouTube will garner him Maximum Viralness of Super Virality.
 
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he's probably the happiest guy there away from the show,anthony included.

anthony's happiness is akin to a kid eating cake frosting for dinner after he was removed from a abusive household.
 

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Yep, Eric seems to be doing quite well. Hate to break it to you, but on the show he's playing a character. He's not really a punching bag for the interns and the staff, and when he was the Virus, he wasn't really incapable of coming up with a joke for minutes on end.
 

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Yep, Eric seems to be doing quite well. Hate to break it to you, but on the show he's playing a character. He's not really a punching bag for the interns and the staff, and when he was the Virus, he wasn't really incapable of coming up with a joke for minutes on end.
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Yep, like what's been said. he owns a nice house, has a hot wife, supposedly makes more than the other underlings. Also, he isn't really all that fat. It's just a bit, Gomer.
 
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What are you talking about? Not like I'm any better, not by a long shot, but Opie is a multimillionaire surrounded by losers making sub 40 grand in Manhattan.
As Opie continually uses Eric to stretch out an hour, sometimes two to three hours of radio I keep wondering if Erock will snap at some point and quit.

I'm not sure what Opie being a millionaire has to do with anything though. Are you saying he will swoop down on the streets with cash and buy people?
 

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I like erock...just wondered if he was really unhappy a he sounds on the show. Would love to see him slim down to shut them all up. Troy sounds like a douche when he makes it sound like a favor to Eric to not bash him.
 

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but isn't he working with his hero?
 

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I think at this point ERock likes being behind a board more then being on mic. And when he does come on mic it's usually to respond to a bunch of fat jokes
 

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E-rock eats because he's miserable, and he's miserable because he eats.
 

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Dude isnt even fat. Granted he is overweight but he aint even close to Roland who gets no fat jokes whatsoever.
 

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Dude isnt even fat. Granted he is overweight but he aint even close to Roland who gets no fat jokes whatsoever.
And that's what makes it so funny. Like when Don decided that Magic Bob was fat and we just ran with it... hysterical. E-rock is officially the fat kid... sucks to be him.
 

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And that's what makes it so funny. Like when Don decided that Magic Bob was fat and we just ran with it... hysterical. E-rock is officially the fat kid... sucks to be him.
In all fairness, society and medical professionals decided MagicBob was fat... they are the ones who determine obesity levels.
 

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Dude isnt even fat. Granted he is overweight but he aint even close to Roland who gets no fat jokes whatsoever.
Roland made fun of a guy's dead dog. You do not want to mess with that level of crazy.
 

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Dude isnt even fat. Granted he is overweight but he aint even close to Roland who gets no fat jokes whatsoever.
I didn't realize how fat Roland was until I saw a recent picture. He looks like he has a gunt
 

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Even Sam once broke Kayfabe on RnF once to defend ERock when some nobody intern on their show made fun of ERock. Pretty much said that if OnA lost their jobs tomorrow, ERock would be the first one to get hired the next day.