This just in, a chunky board op at XM satellite radio reveals his plans to marry a jar of mayonnaise. The young man, Eric Nagel, simply known as "E-Rock" from the Opie and Anthony radio program has announced today his intentions to wed a large jar of Hellman's mayonnaise he recently purchased at Costco. "i love her, she's delicious" was his only comment. Shock-jocks Opie and Anthony could not be reached for comment. One of E-Rock's co-workers, comedian Jim Norton, when asked about his thoughts on this story simply replied "Frrrrrunkis!" Early speculation of attendees to the wedding include show regulars, Big A, Board room Jimmy, Steve from Yellowstone, Angry Typing Guy, 1940's announcer voice guy, and Stalker Patty
You will remember, opie and anthony, blah blah blah, sex for sam, blah blah, off the air, blah blah..... (AP)
1. I dont have XM. Why not? Because when they signewd with XM, I was out of work, and right now I work at Home Depot, and they pay barely anything.
2. I know theyre on in mornings now, I just can't stand it. It's a pain in the ass to wake up at 5:59am every morning to listen. I really need to come up with a morning routine so I'll have something to do to keep myself awake.