Jack Klugman weds at age 85

Jim T.

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Ol' Tumor-Tonsils just tied the knot. The minute he looked in her eyes, it was murder. Her ass looks like somebody hit a plate of mashed potatoes with a cricket bat, SAM!!
 

LiddyRules

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For 85 he actually looks pretty good.
 

CougarHunter

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I got this guy in the Death Pool. Marriage should finish him off.
 

dodisman

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shit he looks great in that photo...guy didn't age much at all
 

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Good for him. I hope I'm even alive at that age
yet alone getting married again.
 

Jambi

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That's pretty fucked up that he was separated from Brett Somers since 1974, but not divorced. He's been with his new wife for the last 20 years. One has to wonder why he would marry at the age of 85. I bet she pressured him into it.
 

South Jersey

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I wonder what wedding vows sound like thru a cancer kazoo? But more importantly, does she have a flat ass??:huh:
 

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Brett Somers just died. He doesn't have to pay her anymore so it freed up that "Quincy" money.
 

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That's pretty fucked up that he was separated from Brett Somers since 1974, but not divorced. He's been with his new wife for the last 20 years. One has to wonder why he would marry at the age of 85. I bet she pressured him into it.
Brett Somers just died. He doesn't have to pay her anymore so it freed up that "Quincy" money.
That is pretty weird. I'm wondering if he made some sort of deal with Bret Sommers about not remarrying whilst she was still alive. Maybe she had some dirt on him that she threatened to expose?

Or maybe she didn't die of natural causes, maybe she was ________

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