Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale

Dec 8, 2004
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A South Florida man with an unfortunate name -- or a strong commitment to pranking police -- was arrested last Friday on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale.

Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges of assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol in an open container, and violation of probation.

He is being held at a Broward County jail on a $300 bond, which means that at some point in the last few days, a somber county judge read his name aloud in court (here's hoping it was Judge John Hurley, just to bring his week full circle).

Mudd is not the first jailbird to have a strange name, of course. In Wisconsin, police booked Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop for multiple charges, and on the flip side, a woman who tried to stop three brothers from robbing a Texas WalMart last year turned out to be named Monique Lawless.
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CougarHunter

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I defy you to look at that picture and tell me that's a human looking back at you.
 

Cunt Smasher

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Really? I'm the only one that saw this?

 

Cunt Smasher

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Waiting for some kind of official recognition of my skills here...:p