Janice is an insipid, cackling, spooky ghost.

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My sincere condolences to her friends, family, and anyone who could actually stand to listen to her. Good news for Ron is, half his listeners won't change channels they second they hear her anymore.
 

MTJonny

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You know I'm right tho.
While she annoyed me pretty much every time she called in, I never really mustered up any real hate for her. I stopped listening a long while ago tho so it's possible I could have gotten there.

But I didn't so you're just a big ole piece of shit, you monster.
 

Fred West

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Always thought it was Ron's cruellest bit for the listeners when he put her on. The only memorable thing she did was talk about jizz on her back.

Her laugh was ferociously terrible.
 

Opie&JimmyShow

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Been off the Bennington train for a while? How did she die?

Whenever I heard her voice I pictured her looking like someone out of Shameless.

Sent from your Mom's box.
 

Tiny Tommy

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Been off the Bennington train for a while? How did she die?

Whenever I heard her voice I pictured her looking like someone out of Shameless.

Sent from your Mom's box.
Laughed to death at a mild joke Ron had yet to even make.
 

Tiny Tommy

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I thought more on the late, great Janice. She created a perfect circle. She sucks > you hate her because she sucks > you eventually find your way back to the realization she is just a nice old lady and hate yourself for being so petty as to hate her for sucking > Ron: Alright, we're going to go to Janice from Chicago > the cycle begins anew.

HYUHHYUHHYUHHYUH.
 
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Janice is the reason I can no longer hate on HTG, MLC, Fred (from) Brooklyn or the other hangers-on that R&F used to have, simply because they were nowhere near as bad.