Jean-Claude Van Damme...get this man some broth

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Jeez...

 

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He looks like Skeletor with a skin mask on.
 

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To be honest with you, I'm quite disappointed. I thought he would just get fat or something after disappearing for a few years.
 

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:icon_eek::haha7::icon_eek::haha7:


(fast forward to the last 20 seconds if you're lazy)
 

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c'mon, all movie stars look bad without makeup :icon_lol:
 

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Just checked out the Wikipedia. This guy's a beast. It looks like he got out of fighting while the getting was good though. As for his current look, it can probably be explained away by coke binges, whores, and probably a hell of a lot of time on World of Warcraft. He speaks five languages fluently, so it give him the ability to communicate with a LOT of people on there.

Most of his movies might have sucked, but he could kick ass, and he made a lot of money. We can't begrudge him for any of that.


NEWSFLASH: A lot of the look in that picture has to do with his last movie, "Until Death". He played a drug-addicted cop, and actually let himself get all strung out looking for it. He's back in training for his latest projects though, and intends to be back into fighting shape for the release of his latest movie. March 4th. Straight to DVD. It is called "The Shepherd". Could be good.
 

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Just checked out the Wikipedia. This guy's a beast. It looks like he got out of fighting while the getting was good though. As for his current look, it can probably be explained away by coke binges, whores, and probably a hell of a lot of time on World of Warcraft. He speaks five languages fluently, so it give him the ability to communicate with a LOT of people on there.

Most of his movies might have sucked, but he could kick ass, and he made a lot of money. We can't begrudge him for any of that.
Umm you forgot that he was also classically trained in Ballet.
 

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Jean-Claude Van Damaged T-Cells.
 

BIV

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WTF?
 

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hes tried to get Fedor to star in some of his movies, but fedor hasnt had the time. hes also friendly with Cro Cop I think

anytime someone talks about van damme being a bad ass I just remember chuck zito knocking him out cold in some nyc club, or whatever the place was that zito put him to sleep
 
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Umm you forgot that he was also classically trained in Ballet.
I was about to say that the guy was NEVER really a hardcore fighter and was more so trained in ballet. He just did choreographed dance shit in "fighting" movies.
 

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When will people stop being dumbasses.

Hollywood lies kids.


Hes 5 foot nothing and French.

Hollywood could make NFP an asskicking badass.


Not that your not Paul... I'm 100% sure your paperboy is deafly afraid of you.
 

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When will people stop being dumbasses.

Hollywood lies kids.


Hes 5 foot nothing and French.

Hollywood could make NFP an asskicking badass.


Not that your not Paul... I'm 100% sure your paperboy is deafly afraid of you.
He's from Belgium, you thick headed dolt!