Jesse Ventura Wants To Move To Mexico

Voodoo Ben

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ST. PAUL, Minnesota (AP) — Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura is so upset by the dismissal of his airport security lawsuit that he threatened Friday to apply for dual citizenship so he can spend more time in his beloved Mexico — or run for president of what he labeled "the Fascist States of America."
Ventura, also a former wrestling star, sued the U.S. government in January, alleging that airport scans and pat-downs amounted to unreasonable search and seizure. A district judge threw out his lawsuit Thursday, ruling it should have been filed in a Circuit Court of Appeals.
Ventura has said a titanium hip implanted in him in 2008 sets off metal detectors and that agents previously used hand-held wands to scan his body. He said he was subjected to a body pat-down after an airport metal detector went off last November. Ventura said he hasn't flown since and won't fly commercially again.
Outside the federal courthouse in St. Paul, with a crew from his "Conspiracy Theory" cable TV show filming, Ventura said he hadn't decided whether to continue pressing his lawsuit. He said he wanted to make his case before a jury, not a panel of judges.
Ventura, a political independent who served one term as governor, teased that he might have to run for president to change the policy and a court system he regards as broken.
Moments later, he vowed to apply for Mexican citizenship so he can live there more months of the year.
The former Navy SEAL said he had lost his patriotism.
"I will never stand for a national anthem again. I will turn my back and I will raise a fist," he said.
http://news.yahoo.com/ventura-miffed-court-says-hes-off-mexico-174718110.html


i love this picture of him.

 

Ego

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If he's lost his patriotism, he should start discussing in detail any and all SEAL assignments he was either a part of or has knowledge of. He should spill every secret he claims to have. Let's see what he really knows.
 

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Dual citizenship? Can't even commit to protesting. Faggot.

Have fun down there Jesse. Maybe you'll meet up with some
of those nice drug lords they have down there.
 

Sinn Fein

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Considering they kidnap people for the purposes of getting ransom, I bet he'd be a prime target.
 

gleet

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If he's lost his patriotism, he should start discussing in detail any and all SEAL assignments he was either a part of or has knowledge of. He should spill every secret he claims to have. Let's see what he really knows.
That would be zero, unless a SEAL told him some sea stories. He knows how to blow a coral head and other UDT work, but he wasn't a SEAL and wasn't in combat.
 
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He moved to Mexico years ago, why is this news all of a sudden?
 

Norm Stansfield

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I hope the cartels don't violate his civil rights down there. The last thing they need is Jessie going on TV making a fuss about how they cut his family's heads off with an unsanitary blade.
 

lajikal

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I hope the cartels don't violate his civil rights down there. The last thing they need is Jessie going on TV making a fuss about how they cut his family's heads off with an unsanitary blade.
He'll be alright, he's a former US Navy SEAL.

They'll just run away when they hear his name. El detectivo! El detectivo!
 

lajikal

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Dual citizenship? Can't even commit to protesting. Faggot.

Have fun down there Jesse. Maybe you'll meet up with some
of those nice drug lords they have down there.
Isn't it once you're a US citizen, you're a citizen for life. And were the only country that does that.
 

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Isn't it once you're a US citizen, you're a citizen for life. And were the only country that does that.
Nah, he can renounce his citizenship whenever he likes.