Jessica Alba is Pregnant

Ego

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She isn't even married. Scandalous. :arrrh:

It was bound to happen sometime.
 

Evilton

Why do black people call each other "Monica"?
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That bitch told me she was on the pill.
 

distortion9

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's gonna be all rooned and shit!
 

Chino Kapone

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I officially nominate Kristen Bell to take he place as the next great sex symbol.
 

Vyce

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This is horrible news.

Jessica, I implore you, please think about doing the sensible thing. I believe you know what I mean.

I'm willing to offer the Ronnie B standard, half and a ride.
 

Beeman99

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she's an admitted whore, she says she loves one night stands and shit, so good on her.

and wtf is up with women getting knocked up accidently, I've been with women on the pill and blown my load in there that have never gotten pregnant, and this is going back 12 years, some women are stupid cunts
 

Ego

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We have to start nominating new sex symbols, like Chino says.
 

LilJimmyRbinson

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she's an admitted whore, she says she loves one night stands and shit, so good on her.

and wtf is up with women getting knocked up accidently, I've been with women on the pill and blown my load in there that have never gotten pregnant, and this is going back 12 years, some women are stupid cunts

Clearly she's not smart enough to figure out how to take the pill right. Is there a link or an AP to prove this pregnancy?
 

JMCC

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NOOOO, now I'm depressed.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165722,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

Alba has also starred in Sin City and the recent Awake. Her upcoming films are The Eye and The Love Guru.

Before the pregnancy announcement, she said she was in talks to make her Broadway premiere this summer in a revival of playwright David Mamet's Speed-the-Plow.
 
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Crowley

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'Tis a sad, sad day.
 

HateMyName

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She'll bounce back. For Dark Angel she did the James-Cameron-female-badass-conditioning-thing (like Linda Hamilton for T2), she'll be able to come back after having a kid.
 
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Fuck!!!!!!!! What a waste. :arrrh: