Jessica Alba is single again

JMCC

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#1
After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.

Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

Warren and Alba met on the set of Fantastic Four in 2005, when Warren (a Yale grad) was the assistant to the film's director, Tim Story.

Despite the gap between them on the film industry food chain, the couple were often seen partying at Hollywood events and enjoying romantic vacations from Mexico to Miami.

In 2005, months into her relationship with Warren, Alba told Us, "being in love has made it a hot year."

Just a month ago, Spike TV named Warren the "Luckiest Bastard" of 2007 at their first annual Guy's Choice Awards, due to his relationship with Alba.
But now, a source tells Us that Warren isn't feeling lucky at all and is, understandably, very upset.

The breakup "happened...almost out of nowhere," the source says. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know....he's totally devastated. But it was all her."

Alba's rep declined to comment.
She kicked him out, so the best way to get back at her is to make public any nude photos or videos he might have of her :D
 
#2
This thread's useless without pics, even if they're the same few really good pics of her we've all spanked to a million times over.

HEY! There's one now!

 
#3
good that you posted this story so we now know we all have a shot!
 

Slow Bollards

Bollards...sounds a bit rude, doesn't it?
#5
I remember watching Dark Angel with my girlfriend/now my wife thinking she was my little secret. Jesus what a rube.
 

Redding

Why can't us?
#6
wasnt there a article where she said that she would want to have one night stands as long as the guy promised to leave before she woke up in the morning?
 

turdfrgsn

it's a funny name
#9
the following provided to prevent thread from becoming worfless:
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
#12
isnt she hooked up with justin timberlake now?
 
#14
the following provided to prevent thread from becoming worfless:

FU you and your fancy motion pictures, i use google poorly. get back to when the internet was the internet and things where things.


ps. your quoted movie has produced an insurmountable number of boners.

no homo

something about swimming
 
#16
Nice. She's going to take a breath and then go out banging. This is the time where home pornos tapes are born. She just has to fuck a couple dude from a club and by the end of the year, we're jackin' to the best download ever.
 

turdfrgsn

it's a funny name
#19
FU you and your fancy motion pictures, i use google poorly. get back to when the internet was the internet and things where things.
if i wanted any shit outta you i'd squeeze your head
now just batch to the clip and move along
or batch several times to the clip and move along
hell, right click and save the damn thing
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#22


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Thanks for the excuse to post pics, sir.
 

Newmania

**I move away from the mic to fuck your mother.
#25
Holy fuck is she hot.
 
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