JEWS DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS?

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well growing up a jew, i didn't know what christmas was when i was like 5.

But i lived in a small cramped apartment so we didn't have a fireplace, but we did have a fire escape and i only had 1 pair of socks so i couldn't hand it up so i taped a shopping bag from walbaums outside the window on the fireescape and waited for sanat to bring me a present. So i left some water and a piece of matzoah for him.

So at about 3 p.m i see a man in a red coat sitting on my fire escape eating my matzo and i walk up and i say "are you santa" he said hell no little boy i was just running from the cops and i climbed down here and i saw this water so i took a sip. he said but dont wait up kid santa doesn't visit kike's and he ran away. And i was very insulted cause i wasn't a kyke how could i be a kyke you fool you can't fly me in the air on a string.

So about 2 seconds later i hear jingling and its none other than santa and i notice he aint stopping so i wave him down and i say hey santa. He says "all jews should burn" as he drove by and gave me the finger.

That was when i realized santa was an anti-semite.

But i got my revenge the next year i went to the bank and got all the pennies out of my account and i threw pennies at him. Then i paid 2 mexicans to stand outside and get my pennies back then i didnt pay them. so hahahaha and have a merry fuckin christmas!!!!
 
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sean please we all know you are hitler, i just try to cover for you.
 

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lol to funny

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Heh heh you gotta love Gonzos Fn christmas stories.

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Running Fn drunk down the streets of NYC giving shout outs to his homie chicken wing and his cousin crack vile!!! Assuuggga!!!
 
#5
Gonzo didn't hire those mexicans , they live with him - about 9 of them
 
#6
Dam Gonzo you could open your own Taco Bell with all those Mexicans that are living with you.

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Running Fn drunk down the streets of NYC giving shout outs to his homie chicken wing and his cousin crack vile!!! Assuuggga!!!
 
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Es O Si Que Es!!!

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Running Fn drunk down the streets of NYC giving shout outs to his homie chicken wing and his cousin crack vile!!! Assuuggga!!!
 
#10
Jews do celebrate Christmas.
Only they had to think of a better name for it and get presents for 8 days. damn Jews always have to try to one up everyone else well the name sucks and the presents are cheap so there. why didnt you just call yours Murry Christmas???
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To all on this board and I do mean all ( ****ks, waps, ******s,kikes,chinks,gooks,) everyone have a very merry christmas and chaunaka<~~(whatever) I mean it
And the best of new years.
Harry

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#11
Happy Holidays Dirty Harry!!! And to Gonzo
Yo hombre es si catracho.

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dammit
all these years i thought that jews celebrated christmas

no wonder those people at that temple gave me nasty looks when i brought santa to wish them a merry christmas and we gave them a christmas tree



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Thanks Im over hear now Same to you

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