jim in the hospital?

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#2
Yeah, it was all over the local news here.
 

LilConor

Registered User
#3
I thought jims tranny talk ead a gag. I didnt know he was really into it. Makes me wonder how real uncle paul is.
 
#5
No. The article contains inconsistencies and fabrications that any rational person would deduce to be untrue.
 

somnarium

deftones or somefuckin' body
#7
Of course it's not true. Of course! But these idiots believe everything they read. /outraged Opie
 

FKU

Registered User
#8
The tip-off that it's fake is that it says that Norton ordered a drink. Jim's a recovering alcoholic, didn't you know that?! He had a sip of beer when he was 17! He's a badass!
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#9
The tip-off that it's fake is that it says that Norton ordered a drink. Jim's a recovering alcoholic, didn't you know that?! He had a sip of beer when he was 17! He's a badass!
Ginger ale? Sarsparilla? Switchel?
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
Donator
#10
The tip-off that it's fake is that it says that Norton ordered a drink. Jim's a recovering alcoholic, didn't you know that?! He had a sip of beer when he was 17! He's a badass!
Don't you watch TV/movies? The first thing that happens when you fall off the wagon is you alienate every single friend you have. The second is getting your ass kicked.
 

afternoonquil

Apology Ostrich
#11
This whole article looks like a big joke to me. An untrained eye might miss some of the subtle quips that the "writer" threw in the piece. Try reading it again, they are in there, i'll wait.

An example would be this "Derek Roy"
No one would name themselves or their kids that, it's obviously a fake. Although I do think that the prospect of someone having 2 first names is quite a hoot.




My investigative skills detected a smattering of monkey business going on in that article.



A smattering.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#12
It's true. I know because one of the witnesses was Elvis. Why would I have any reason to doubt The King?
 

cmgreene77

Registered User
#13
Sorry, the funniest part of that is Roy attacking anyone.......fucking pussy.
 

afternoonquil

Apology Ostrich
#14
Sorry, the funniest part of that is Roy attacking anyone.......fucking pussy.

Thanks, even though an apology is this case is appreciated, it's rather unnecessary. I'll put in a good word for you at the next "Wackbag Elites Dinner and Ice Cream Social"
 

MetalBender

I like fistables.
#15
So does this mean the article about Joey Bob Mullet persuading another hockey player to join the KKK isn't true too!?
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#16
The sites tag line is "True as Puck". It has to be real.

Fucking rubes.
 

DeadAnus

Registered User
#17
Of course it's not true. Of course! But these idiots believe everything they read. /outraged Opie
Ironic, considering how he takes EVERY tweet literally. You know your dealing with a real moron when you have to put 'jk' in all of your comments to him so you wont get blocked.
 

Bobobie

Registered User
#18
Remember when he used to wear the Breath-Rite strips?
 
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