Jim Norton Joke Request

loganfield

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Does anyone know how the joke about the older woman who was too old to lactate that Jimmy told at one point goes? I heard that on an older show and I laughed my ass off, but I don't remember exactly how it's told...

A little help please? Thanks!
 

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basically norton talks about hooking up with an older chick and hes sucking on her nipples. norton is stunned that she can still breast feed at her age

afterwards he points out to the woman how he thought she was too old to breast feed. she replied with "I might be too old to breast feed, but I am not too old for breast cancer"
 

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basically norton talks about hooking up with an older chick and hes sucking on her nipples. norton is stunned that she can still breast feed at her age

afterwards he points out to the woman how he thought she was too old to breast feed. she replied with "I might be too old to breast feed, but I am not too old for breast cancer"

That's it....thanks man!
 
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