Travis is sick with crippling diarrhea and had a 90-minute commute home via train, then ferry, then bus. Sam didn't think Travis could possibly make it home without shitting his pants and also blames Nico for bringing his germs to work Wednesday. Sam thought it was funny that Travis bragged about his immune system 2 days ago and now had to leave sick. Troy has a swollen upper lip. Dr. Steve said it is likely an allergic reaction to something he ate. Jim came up with a delightful game to play with the callers, but the only prize was the joy of calling into the show. Brad Williams is a midget comedian who doesn't like when fans want to pick him up to take pictures. He once broke someone's nose with a headbutt for picking him up.